I got an email today that listed fifteen things we should all stop and consider at least once in our lives. Then, we'll all laugh about it!! 1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed? 2. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 3. Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 4. Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? 5. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'? 7. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 8. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 9. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 10. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 11. You know that indestructable black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff!? 12. Why are they called 'apartments' when they are so close together? 13. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 14. If flying is so safe, why is the airport called 'terminal'? 15. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?