When I was but a small child, I made a vow to myself.  One that I vowed that I would never break.  Now, anyone who has ever made a vow about not breaking any vows knows just how serious this statement is.

And that vow that I vowed that day, and subsequently made another vow not to break, was that I would never... ever, let two years pass inbetween my blog posts.

So here is my blog post, almost a year and a half before I broke my vow that I vowed I would never break.

w00t!

Today the Federal Assault weapons ban has expired. About time. If I didn't live in california I would go down to the Guns/Ammo/Beer store on the corner and pick me up some much needed heavy weaponry. I say "If I didn't live in California" because apparently California has some dumb laws that STILL prohibit me from owning an AK-47, UZI's, Calico M-900's, Colt AR-15 series, and so on, and so forth. WTF??

For all I know, some drugged up criminals could be hiding in my backyard right now just waiting for me and my family to fall asleep to come in and attack us with flame throwers, bazookas, and M-16's. How am I supposed to defend my self? Won't somebody think of the children!!

When will law makers wake up and smell the coffee?? I NEED an equal or greater amount of firepower than my would be kidnappers! How can I sleep soundly in my bed with out a Steyer AUG? Or withouth some kind of boobytraped C4 trip wires or at the very least an M60!?! What is America coming to?

I would like to ask our California law makers just what I am supposed to do if Al-Qaeda attacks my house tomorow? Huh? Answer me that Arnold!! Especailly now that this ban is still in effect in only certain states (like California)... what's to stop those dirty Arizonians from bringing their superior firepower over here to my back yard?

In a perfect world I would be able to buy surplus Abrams tanks and/or military jet fighters. Alas, I know that is only a pipe dream. :(

So, untill California law makers wake up and start living in "the real world", I will have to satisfy myself with using my favorite weapons in Goldeneye for the N64. :(

Don't weep for me, weep for the children :cry:

Okay, it's probably just me, but what is a journal really? Yup, that's right, it's a freaking diary. Yes, a diary. A diary that has had it's name changed so that the guys using them can feel better about their sexuality (I know I feel better). Girls write in their diary, guys write in their journals. Bah, either way it's a weird activity. What is the purpose really? To collect and organize your thoughts? To keep important events for future reflection? Poppycock! All it is is a way for self-important egomaniacs to make themselves feel more important, or to give their delusions of grandeur more validity by seeing their blather in print. Public Journals (like this one) are even less meriting (if that is possible), especially ones on GameSpot which basically are just rant space for overweight shut-ins and disaffected youth.

That's why Journals are wrong in general, but I personally dislike them because I can't seem write in them consistently. Should I really blame the journal for that? Why the hell not? I remember being forced to start one in 9th grade English class once. Some kind of writing excersise or something or other (stupid teachers), anyways, to this day I still say it was a complete waste of time I could have better spent playing blackjack in the back with my friends.

I probably have other reasons why journals suck, but they really don't come to mind right now, or... I can't go into them for religious reasons or something. Yeah.

Having said all that, please come back and read my thought provoking journal of provoking thoughts... and stuff. I post my random thoughts of the day (updated weekly) and other random stuff. Read my journal! I AM IMPORTANT!!!1!!11