I know, at first you might be thinking, "What?  Tim has a girlfriend?"  I'll put those thoughts at ease, no.  I do have an EVIL 2 year-old niece though.  Just now, I ran bathwater for her, and put her in the tub.  She says "I cold," and makes a cute little shivering action, so I, being Super Uncle™ heat up the water.  She then proceeded to say "I cold!" when the water wasn't cold at all.

After that, she said "I wan' Dora an' Boots."   Joy, they were RIGHT NEXT TO HER.  I pick them up, and give them to her.  She then picked them up, and threw them into the tub, and said "I wan' Dora an' Boots!"  So, my being Super Uncle™, I hand them to her again.  She repeats, "I wan' Dora an' Boots!"  I promptly say "NO!"

I then proceed to leave the bathroom, as she takes her own baths, but the she yells, "DIM! (That's me, she can't even say T's) I turn around, hearing the Super Uncle™ distress call, and see what's wrong.  She just looks at me.  I say "LACE!" (Her name's Lacey.)  Then we keep yelling eachother's names back and forth for a while.

I ended up saying, "I WIN!"  Then she said, "I WIN!" We both kept repeating, and one of us had to lose this arguement.  I fail.

By that time, her bath was done, so I take her downstairs, and go to get some clothes for her.  Mission successful.  I come back down, and tell her to "Get over here, so I can clothe you!"  Four e-cookies to the person who saw this coming, she runs away from me, giggling butt naked.  I chase her down, lift her up, and place her on the ground... then she gets up again, and runs away again... Oh I'm happy.  I finally find the means to get the clothes on her, and when I go back to my room to post how funny this is, she decides to copy me and become a Fridge Raider™.  I tell her to get out of the fridge, and close it.  She says "NO!"  I say, "YES!"... I lose this one too, but she can't open the fridge, and I was done with it, so HA!  Now I'm here posting about how cute she is, and how manipulative and evil she is as well.

C'est ma vie.