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Yes, I don't come here often anymore, I seem to always get myself in trouble because I did nothing wrong or atleast quoting someone else and I get the blame for what he said :p Anyways. I am not really going to be around much more on this site.

Yes indeed the map editor, if you've played Farcry, then you'll know how horrible this will go. I'm predicting people will flood uploads with tacky added doodads and call it awesome. I'll be locking myself in my room to customize a level into something artistic like I always do, wondering what you guys will do? Just hate 5 year olds put flying tanks, a box fortress of explosives, and litter the level with guns, then afterwards they really think their map is awesome. I don't want to play someones piece of ****, I want someone who put his time into a level to actualy improve it, make it better. If a level gives snipers too much advantage then I'll design tunnels, supply points to pick up shields, add cover to the level, or even make it so there are uniquely placed weapons to counter eachother at each edge of the level. Though I expect the first million using to think of this, only a hundred will do it right, I do suggest not joining random peoples custom matches with a custom level, WHY? Because alot of people suck at games and with this power they will actualy customize levels to put the most powerful weapons in secret spots where only he knows and a spot where he can own everyone cheaply, I see this alot too in games with map editors. Yes I know you can't change the level, you can change whats ON the level, boxes, weapons, vehicles, items, turrets, doodads, etc. I can bet a million dollars someone is putting a sniper rifle where you need a banshee to reach. I'll share common ideas and ideas of my own. -Common- -Make a fully blocked off fortress using the uphill level that already features a fortress, throw in weapons, crates and other things to block and fence off the base, give the zombies a vehicle in which they must use to push obstacle and make an opening. While spartans fend the attack off with their lives. I'll probably put every weapon in the base and maybe a vehicle to use as a mobile turret at the back. -Someone is going to mess up sand trap. -That big opened level with the man cannon the wide open grass lands, I'm expecting low gravity and maxed speed, probably a demolition derby will be made on it with the transportation warthog. Awesome free flying carnage. Someone will think adding rockets to demolition derby would be fun, when that person comes we know hes a retard. -I forgot the level name, it was the snow one, anyways as far as that level goes just more vehicles will be added. Other than that, the level would be messed up :p -My own ideas- -The new Lockout is much more interesting, I'll probably make it into a more properly trashed science facility putting boxes and other things around, blocking pathways and rooms that you'll have to break in to find weapons or other things. I'll call it THE THING, someone will be the juggernaut, featuring being cloaked fully shielded, max speed, if possible make him jump higher, he will come with a sword or hammer, give him the health boost so normal shield + head shot isn't enough to kill him, he will do extra damage, He will be the ultimate god. Of course he will never be able to use any guns or grenades. As you and a sqaud of spartans are sent to the facility in hopes of finding what went wrong, you'll start of with an assault rifle and pistol. You'll salvage the base as the juggernaut stalks you, because if any of you attempt to solo him you'll be dead, I'll make sure this requires everyones cooperation. You will most likely not have a shield, unless I find it necessary. -I want to make an ultimate zombie game, though as it always goes someone out their makes a cheap lazy kind that people think is awesome. Kinda like myspace or WoW, which will make it hard for me to get friends trying my custom games. I put effort into what I make. None the less, I plan to do something along the lines of a survival match, the survivors will have a transportation warthog, their weapons will be weak and limited at the start, their best hope is to travel across the map to find better weapons, thus making it so you start off at one edge of level and make you work your way to the otherside to the safe house. Zombies will start of around the middle, I'll make it so its not as easy as just driving across the level, I'll give the zombies the anti grav hammer and swords, if that doesn't toss off the road their will also be obstacles I put out to make sure its not a straight line. If you manage to reach the safe house (I doubt all of you are alive) you shall find longer ranged weapons and items to protect you. The safe house is well blocked off, of course it doesn't mean they can't simply smash your fortress to make more openings. so stay alive as long as you can :D -My last thing, Gladiators! Indeed hammers, swords, and anything else that seems futuristicly medieval or can work like one will clash! Vehicles as chariots and plasma weapons as magic, who wouldn't want balistics and arrows?! With a bit of imaginations my expectations on this will come true!

Yeah I'm doing myself a favor a sticking with my friends, because 99% of the 115% population is a dick who likes to standby and find glitches and do some cheap crap to give them a cheap advantage because they stand for everything a nubcake who complains alot yet talks trash for cheating to win stands for. So I'm going to avoid ALL OF YOU (who isn't a friend) and become a hermit who plays his own custom matches with like three people, because you all want to kill the game. I can't wait for someone to come out with some retarded and uninteresting game type where he tries to put Dead Rising gameplay into a game about aliens, cyborgs, and some weird none related fortress (Like Area 51) and probably turn it into a mall of goodies. I'm dissappointed about what happened to the online of halo2 and if the above made no sense I'll make it more related, Swords Only match... with plasma grenades, it turns into dodge ball. Even though that kind of ruins the point the person who can't hit you with the sword and instead always sticks you has the nerve to talk trash, when hes 7 years old and knows more than he should. If anything is going to happen, I'm in my own little low gravity room with super speed and have a warthog demolition derby. IF anyone wants to join the high flying fun I'm in my corner of what I call Tranquility. (Not hating you if you aren't a nubcake, just hating those who kill the game) This is a good example of what to expect out of alot of matches: This will carry on Yup, alot of this too:

And you thought the meetings in your offices were awkward. GamePolitics.com is reporting that game-industry gadfly and antigame-legislation author Jack Thompson had a secret tete-a-tete with the newly installed chairman of Take-Two Interactive, Strauss Zelnick. GamePolitics says it confirmed the meeting's occurrence with Thompson himself. However, the Florida attorney, who has accused the site of collusion with the game industry in the past, did not reveal any details of what was discussed to the site. Neither reps for Take-Two nor Thompson had responded to GameSpot's inquiries as of press time. The meeting is notable because Take-Two owns Rockstar Games, developer and publisher of the Grand Theft Auto series. For years, Thompson has blamed the franchise for inspiring violent--even murderous--behavior. Following his vociferous criticism in the wake of the "Hot Coffee" scandal, Thompson decried the 2006 title Bully as a "Columbine simulator" and took legal action to prevent its release. He has also been involved in several suits against Take-Two, including a class action and a countersuit filed after the publisher sued him earlier this year. The two parties settled out of court in April. ======================================================= Now how is bully related to Columbine incident? OMG HE THREW A SNOWBALL! IT'S A TERRORIST ATTACK! 9/11! Where he pulls this out of his ass no one will know, but he will never fail to exceed pissing every gamer out there. He won't quit until all games are abolished from the world, which is kind of stupid, because where are his facts that games cause problems? There is nothing proving it, infact the only thing that has been proven is games do more good than what the minor, "When you play racing games you want to rev your engine more" BS poll. So whats your opinion on that matter? Someone has to beat the **** out of him, but when that happens he is going to blame video game violence.

Yup, after two and a half years my 360 finally crapped out on me. It said, "No, I won't play games for you anymore! Go buy your precious Elite you tan bastard!" Thus with its final message finally given meaning once I downloaded Catan off the arcade, it froze for its first and final time. I blame the intercooler because partial I think the problems originated from when I first used it, but I took it off before it gave some serious side affects. So with more free time I plan to... Look at more porn, check out the mall, go hiking, do less sports, go on my computer 24/7, rent movies at high prices, get a credit card, learn to drive, play a guitar, throw chocolate at fat people, watch random youtube videos, play and download hentai games, help out friends, leech off friend's xbox360, buy an elite, climb some trees, break into a person house, prepare a CD composed of cursing for my math teacher, fail cooking class, get a 3.75 GPA, get back on Guild Wars, grow a beard, shave my head bald, give myself the image of a anime character, harass women, dress like a terrorist, search for the black market, go meet a pimp, buy myself pimp knuckles, and most of all molest people like you reading this :D So enjoy the time I spend with you, because you'll never find another person like me, unless my white counter-part friend named Zack. He is my best friend and the only thing separating me from him is that fact that his dad hates muslims and my dad hates red necks.

I was bored and I thought, now would be a fantastic time to figure out what its like to jump out of a moving car! So while my friend was driving me back home I jumped out of the car :D My friend yelled, "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!" As I rolled violently into a tree. Really it didn't hurt at all I was just kind of out of place after rolling so much. Over all I suggest all people try this too :D Also when a person is a nervious driver make sure when he/she isn't expecting it, yell out "LEFT!" or "RIGHT!" to make them freak out and almost get into a accident. I did it to my friend also since he just recently got his drivers license :)

Yup, for those who have your 360 connected to a Media PC then you can now browse the web. Though I know most of you aren't willing to pay for a expensive computer, I have one already and I plan to go watch porn in HD. Any other uses? Not really because the market place gives you everything you need, though now you can watch trailers for games that havn't been added to the market place yet. Anyways if you have a Windows XP Media Edition, then you can go to this link: (Causing problems I'll get link up soon)