I was so excited about getting Starfox: Assault the continuation of possibly the best sci-fi series ever. Yet things took a
call from my mother informed me that I needed to pick my grandmother up from Bingo considering she missed the bus(again!)

Once picked up she immideately lit up her cigarette and in the 89 year old voice ground down by 60 years of Alchoholism and Smoking she asked me an odd questions.


"Scottie", she said

"Your in college. Right ?"

"Yup", I replied

"how many of those Hebrews are in your class ?", she asked.

"That isn't very nice Grandma"

"OH SHUTUP I AM 89 YEARS OLD I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY WHAT I WANT", Then proceeded to swear at me Portugese.

" Isn't your girlfriend one of those Hebrews ?", she yelled.

"Grandma don' t talk about Kelly that way"

"Why can't ya date a nice Catholic girl and not break my heart"

Luckily we got back to her building before the discussion got any more heated.

I think I am the only person to wish death on their grandparent.