Ode To My PSP

Ode to you, my PSP

I feel a connection,

Between you and me.

You make me feel awesome

Like the mid-spring blossom.

What would i do without the likes of you,

You make me happy,

When im feeling blue.

When i feel in the mood

I like to stick my games right into you.

When i turn you on,

You turn oh-so warm.

You are so much better

Than watching any porn

I know this is all to fast for you

But i have now named you,

My BABY-BOO!

Your face is so smooth

Unless the oil off my hands

Get into your grooves.

Oh how i love you,

My PSP...

It is only you that i want,

'Cause you are so lovely