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A lil' bit of Interesting News

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/09/23/harper-iran.html

I found this article pretty interesting for 2 reasons:
1) I'm from Canada.
2) That an actual LEADER of an actual NATION, and one with a seat at the UN for that, is able to make such blatant claims about beleiving the Holocaust was all a conspiracy thought up by the evil Western capitalist scum to just randomly relocate millions of jews so that Palestinians could never be happy again.

Iran pisses me off.

I'm in Love

With the Brutal Legend demo. My god Tim Schafer has created yet another masterpiece. Pre-ordering this beauty TONIGHT. It's just oozin' with humour, gore, action, decapitation, awesomeness, boobies, the F-Bomb... I mean there is honestly nothing more satisfying than decapitating Demonic Nuns with my Battle Axe and Lightning infused guitar while Ozzy Osbourne sings about god knows what in the backround ITSHGLAKJSDSALKGJDSL

Download the demo NOW!

ODST And The Mystery of Your Dead Homies: A Short Snippet of a Preview

I' an' I been battlin' dem Covenent demon' for at least 2 hours overall now and I gotta say, the change in atmosphere and mood in this one is pretty remarkable. I don't want to go into to much detail as I'm going to be saving it for my awesome-packed review coming some time this millenium but for those of you who want to run around in badass futuristic plate-mail armor weilding a wicked arsenal of human and alien guns WHILE still feeling an actual sense of DANGER, ODST is for you. For those of you looking for a more in depth and personal Halo story wrapped in mystery, death, and lust, ODST is for you. For those of you who love bashing those god damned shrieking little Covenant Cabbage Patch Kids with the butt of your rifle, I cannot stress this enough, ODST, is most DEFINITELY, for you.

ODST and the Mystery of Your Dead Homies... Coming Soon

Just as I thought I was finally over Halo, and would never again touch any game involving that sad generic world of raging 12 year olds with half-chubs every time Master Chief picks up an assault rifle, I spot ODST at a local HMV Megastore. Immediately drawn to the wistful gaze of the ODST trooper off into the distance, the soft, rounded curves of his body armor, and that slight, allure in the sheen of his visor, I picked it up and dropped a whole 76 dollars towards bringing him home.

Anyway, I should be getting around to actually playing the damn thing if work and Need For Speed: Shift (For anyone who is on the fence about buying it, BUY IT, definitely one of the best damn racing games I have played in a long time, AND I HATE RACING GAMES), gives me a chance.

So check back in a day or two when I might have a full-blown preview as I drop into the ruins of New Mombasa with nothing more than a kickass magnum, regenerative health, and a boatload of auto-saves. I'll be going over the important aspects of the game like the grafiks, how great the kickass magnum sounds, how powerful the kickass magnum is, and if it really does remind me of the original Halo game (As I read somewhere it did), back when Masterchief hadn't yet evolved into the invincible reincarnation of Jesus.

The Rotten Blog begins!

My profile page has been telling me to start a blog for what has seemed like ages now, and seeing as I never really get the chance to visit the forums as often as I would like to, and seeing how a brilliant mind like my own deserves its own blog, I decided to start... *DRUMROLL*... THE ROTTEN BLOG, an extremely creative and clever derivative of my username, Rottenberry. Oh ho let the laughs begin, as you join me on an epic adventure of video game and movie reviews, previews, and rants.