i live in hagsmire

when i'm with Kai, i really can fly

i need my friends

I love my Kai-Kun!

i got anger issues...

i'm so alone...

my bro's an idiot

so true

i'll wait for Kai forever

it's harder for me than you think...

i have a bad life

it's true about me

only my Nariko-Chan and my Kai-Kun can talk to me most of the time

yep, i'm totally sprinked-up/off. Kai knows it.

yup, i'm a lazy bum.

only Kai can call me cute!

my life sucks

1. You paint the 'Love' kanji on your forhead.
2. When you wear a pair of goggles you shout "I Uchiha Obito shall surpass all of you! I swear it!!"
3. You try to walk on boiling hot water when you think you've mastered chakara control.
4. You dream about the cast of Naruto.

5.You only eat ramen.
6. You've watch 15+ episodes in one sitting.

7.You poke your eyes red so they can be as red as the Sharingan
8. You wish you were blind so you could use the Byakugan.
9. When you try to gentle fist someone you hate.
10. You import Naruto games from Japan along with several action figures.
11. You buy every Naruto book to date just for the satisfaction of owning them...
12. And then you read them, like, 20 times in one day.
13. You have a folder in your favorites/bookmarks tab cerated specifically for Naruto fansites.
14. When blow off your friends to watch Naruto.
15. You count down the days to a new episode being released. Or Manga Chapter
16. You have a whole folder of Naruto AMV's
17. You hear a song on the radio and the first thing that comes to mind is your Naruto OTP or the Naruto Sasuke fights.
18. You make requests for people to make an AMV for it.
19. You've been called a pro at defending your Naruto opinion
20. Your inlisted and active in many Naruto fan guilds.
21. You have an OTP and then a back up. And a most hated couple
22. You know the words to all the openings/endings to Naruto...All of them. And find yourself singing them.
23. You constantly find yourself wishing you had chakra and could make Rasengan to make certain people disappear
24. When you own all the Naruto Plushies
25. If you get very extatic reading the manga's
26. When you constontly ask someone to buy you Naruto stuff
27. When you tell people your gunna cosplay as one of the charaters and people don't think that weird
28. If you have all the costumes
29. You live rpg with your friends at break.
30. You repeditly attempt fanfics about how you anr your friends -mysteriously- got into the naruto world.
31. You have converted your FMA fan friends into narutards.
32. You're planning on being a ninja for holloween.
33. Your friends carve kunai out of wood.
34. You buy the kunai that they make.
35. You have been dubbed Tsunade, and your two best guy friends have been dubbed Orochimaru and Jiraiya.
36. You have repeditly tried to draw wishkers on your most naruto-ish friend's face.
37. You've serched ebay for sharingan contacts.
38. You have Naruto poster(s) hanging in your room.
39. You've taped Post-Kakashi Gaiden pictures to your school binders.
40. You have2 pet bata fish. One's named Kunai and the other's named Shuriken.
41. You've been employed by a friend with a crappy computer to keep them up-to-date on the manga, seeing as your caught up to Japan.
42. You like to brag to your friend who lives in Tokyo that you know more about Naruto then her.
43. Your friends call you "Sakura-chan" or "Naruto-kun"
44. You most intelligent conversation is that of Facts about Naruto.
45. You get wedding invitations in the mail with the Japanese Character "Love" on it. And you dont even think and just know it.

46. You start punching, kicking, and overall excercising because you feel like a ninja already.
47. You call your little brother 'foolish little brother'
48. then poke him in the forhead
49. you wake up in th middle of the night and shout 'itachi why?!'
50. You cut your hair with a kunia!
51. You draw the village symbols everywhere
52. you have a picture of Sasuke in you locker
53. You want to be hokage
54. You create a character that is related to your favourite character.
55. You make a story of that character.
56. You imagine how an opening of Naruto would be like if it featured your character.
57. You imagine how life would be like if your favourite character was real...and if he was your bf or gf.
58. You download doujinshi of your favourite pairing...and others, just for the heck of it.
59. You buy lots of Chibi Naruto keychains and put them on your school bookbag.
60. When you happen to like over 30 Naruto pairings
61. When you get a song in your head you think of clips from Naruto that fits
62. You find yourself thinking of what Naruto and Hinata's wedding would be like... At your cousin's wedding... When she and her new husband are exchanging vows... And your mother is quietly yelling at you to "Take pictures, Goddamnit!"... And you realize what you were doing and turn really red at how weird you are...
63. Whenever you see anything, you automatically relate it to the show in some way or another...
64. You have been told that you need to get over the Naruto show and just live life normally...
65. You cry at sad parts in the anime and in the manga.
66. Then when you tell your friends that you cried, they say, "It's just a show!"
67. Then you get angry at said friends and shout and yell, then stomp off, telling them to go jump off a cliff.
68. Whenever you have a chance to make a wish, you wish that you could live in the Naruto world.
69. When you see a Naruto item in a store, you start screaming OMG!! I HAVE TO GET IT!
70. YOU CREATE YOUR OWN JUTSUS.
71. You've done "A Thousand Years of Pain" on somebody.
72. You draw all Naruto related kanji on your arm.
73. In any school assignment that involves drawing, you draw Naruto characters.
74. You paint your nails Akatsuki purple. (I sometimes do this.)
75. You compare each of your friends to a character and call them by that name.
76. You admit that your a Narutard!

77. You have your own Naruto nickname.
78. You are deeply convinced that you are a ninja.
79. You know the handsigns.
80. You try to do the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu when you rake the leaves in your front yard.
81. You die your hair to match that of your favorite character.
82. You spontaneously shout, "Dattebayo," after your sentences.
83. You've read all the manga, and are still reading it.
84. You are up-to-date on every episode, Japanese and English.
85. You wear your village headband in public.
86. You actually drool when you see your "Naruto" guy/girl on TV.
87. You try to blast your sibling with a fireball when you are mad at them.
88. You draw the curse marks on yourself with a marker.
89. You cosplay.
90. You perk up whenever you hear the word "Naruto" on TV or in real life.
91. You threaten the editors of "Naruto" for thrashing it.
92. You put "chan," "kun," "baka" (etc) at the ends of your friend's names.
93. You forget to breathe when you find out there's a new "Naruto" movie.
94. You hate a certain character so much that it takes over your life.
95. You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" (Nah-du-toe) as (Nuh-ru-doe.
96. You would rather break your neck than not be able to watch anymore "Naruto"
97. You have broken your neck trying to get to the TV.
98. You try to activate Sharingan or Byakugan.
99. You try to have a taijutsu fight with somebody.
100. You quote from the show in real life.
101. You spend your days writing fan fictions.
102. You are recognized by "Naruto" fans around the globe at the sound of your name.
103 You are the admin for numerous fan clubs.
104. You know every character.
105. You try day-by-day to do the transformation jutsu.
106. Your parents send you to the psychiatrist.
107. You love to sing along to the Japanese opening songs.
108. You own all the soundtracks.
109. You are worshiped by "Naruto" fan wannabes.
110. You are convinced that there are nine tailed demons in the world.
111. You think a demon is sealed inside of yourself.
112. You try to run up a tree.
113. You meditate to build up chakra.
114. You have a lot of toy kunai and shuriken at home.
115. You carry around ninja weapons in a backpack, or pouch, or whatever.
116. Your computer always has a Naruto desktop.
117. Your mom likes Naruto.
118. Your mom only likes "Naruto" because you got her into it.
119. You would even scare Kyuubi.
120. You only bought a musical instrument so you can play "Naruto" theme songs.
121. Your name ends up on this list.
122. You made this list.
123. You over eat and try to run over people by roling into a ball
124. You won an award for "Best 'Naruto' AMV"
126. You won any kind of "Naruto" related award.
127. You can actually add fifty more things onto this list.

128.You have a shrine of your fav charictor
129.You run with your arms behind your back
130.You speak in broken japinies and clame you know it
131:You know every charictors past
132.People clasify you as a 'narutard'
133. You fantisize about going to Konaha
134.You wear clothes with 'I love Naruto' on it
135.You screach and have a sezure when you see your fav charictor.
136.You openly admit that you own every Naruto plushy
137.You insist that you live in a fake world and that the Naruto world is the real world
138.You go crazy when there's no naruto episode durring a week
139.You make your friends listen to all the info about naruto
140.You go into a frenzy when a new toy comes out
141.You learn a charictors daily rutean
142.You hide when you see Itachi on tv or were ever
143.You spend all day infront of the computer watching Naruto
144.You send sagetions to the makers
145.You get pissed when someone says they hate your fav charictor
146.The show keeps you from comiting suicide

Sakatai is my demon.

He is an owl with 5 tails.

more on him later...

"The mission is done finally! I can get home and take a nice nap." Shikamaru rejoiced.

"I don't feel good." Neji complained as he clenched a hand over his heart area.

"STOP!" Sasuke shouted.

The group halted.

Neji's breathing was shrill and raspy. He was blacking out and fast! He fainted.

"We've gotta get him home! He isn't breathing and has no pulse!" Sasuke whimpered.

The group arrived home to a slight ruin of a home village. Enemies had attacked.

Sasuke and Shika rushed to the hospital with Neji. He was heavy and still not breathing.

"Naruto! Call Sakura right now! Neji has been badly wounded!" Shika said to Naruto.

"1 of our kunoichi has been severely hurt as well. She could die." Naruto sobbed.

"Which one?" Sasuke inquired.

"Tenten is the kunoichi who got hurt. She might die any time." Naruto answered.

"Neji isn't breathing! He's dying now! We got to get him some help!" Sasuke replied loudly.

"All rooms have at least 1 of our wounded. But I know where to set him." Sakura sobbed.

The group stopped in front of a room. The heard loud crying coming from it.

"That's just Kaji, Hiro, Hitashi, and Meisu. Don't get worried." Sakura explained.

Sasuke put Neji down on a hospital bed. The group stared at the 4 Hyuuga kids in a small crib. They were all just born.

The curtain was drawn closed between the 2 beds in the room. From 1 side, they heard intense cries of pain and suffering. The kunoichi on that side was almost dead.

"We need backup!" Sakura shouted.

5 minutes later help arrived. The cries of pain were a bit lower now. The kunoichi was in stable condition now. She would live.

"What happened?" Sasuke asked.

"We were attacked. The enemy went through every house and compound and killed many. When they reached the Hyuuga compound, they found out about Tenten. An enemy hurt her really badly. That's not the worse news." A ninja started.

"What is the bad news? Did someone try to kill Hinata too?" Shika asked.

"No, Lord Hiashi has been killed. He died trying to protect Tenten and Hinata." The ninja finished.

"Hanabi is a complete mess. She's no where to be found now." Shikamaru added.

"Get Yoko, Takai, and Stryker in here! We'll have them fetch her!" Naruto ordered.

"Yes, Lord Hokage sir!" a ninja obeyed.

Another month crept by. The guys were as stressed as they had ever been. All of them were nervous and quite edgy when concerning 'their girls.' Each of them got quite possessive, even around each other, of what they considered 'their territory.'

It was always "stay away she's mine!" And the guys never said this nicely, they growled.

Shikara, Inoko, Takai, Yoko, and Stryker always just laughed at this. They felt like they would never do this, or even get MARRIED.

"Meisu will not be normal. Kyuubi warned me of the demon we would have to seal within her. But she will be only about 10 at the time. My own kid Yuki has to inherit Kyuubi." Naruto explained sadly.

"No, that can't be! My only girl will be a demon container?" Neji screamed.

"I'll let you talk to the fox." Naruto sobbed.

"How do you know these things?" Neji asked.

Naruto and Neji talked a bit about their futures and their kids. They cried and talked to the fox about all of it."I have a mission for Lee, Gai, and Kakashi. They will assassinate 2 criminals from the former group known as Akatsuki. Their names are Kuzaku and Zetsu. Both are deadly." Naruto said sternly.

Shikamaru went out to fetch the 3 ninja for the job. He came back quickly.

"Kuzaku and Zetsu haven't given up yet? I thought all of Akatsuki were good now?" Lee asked.

"Sasori, Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, and Kisame are on our side. Hidan is dead." Naruto told him.

"That is true." Itachi stated.

"Itachi will be going with you. He knows where to find them." Naruto finished.

"Hai, Lord Hokage!" the ninja rushed off.

"Sasuke take over for a while. I need to go out and think for a while." Naruto huffed.

"Get Shino to do it. I'm going with you. I'll help you sort this out." Sasuke reassured.

Shino took office for a while.

"I'm going partial fox. Partial Beast Transform Jutsu!" Naruto yelled.

A miniature Kyuubi stood on 4 legs before Sasuke. He was in awe.

Kyuubi trotted out of the office with Sasuke on his tails. They ran at a slow pace.

"I'm sorry about Yuki." Sasuke sympathized.

"Yuki AND his cousin Meisu will not have a normal life." Kyuubi Naruto said loudly.

"Kousei already has his Sharingan! I'm so proud of my son!" Sasuke tried to lighten the mood.

"He's a prodigy already!" Kyuubi Naruto laughed happily as he ran.

"I hope Yuki will get his Byakugan when he's young instead of older." Sasuke suggested.

"That would be cool. I'm ok with 2 kids who have that trait." Kyuubi Naruto boomed.

"Byakugan is awesome." Sasuke encouraged.

Both friends chatted about Kekkai Genkai.

"I'm sure both Yuki and Yuri will have that trait. And I'm hoping Meisu, Kaji, Hiro, and Hitashi will as well." Kyuubi Naruto thundered.

"As do I." Sasuke agreed.

They looked on dreamily.

"I know for a FACT that every single one of my heirs will have Sharingan!" Sasuke boasted.

"I'm sure." Kyuubi Naruto chuckled deeply.

The chat lasted a while as Kyuubi Naruto started talking about the day he brought Sasuke back. They also talked about the day most of Akatsuki turned good. That was a good day.

Another month had gone by. Sasuke and Sakura were expecting another little Uchiha in a while now. They were happy with the family they had created. And Itachi visited often.

"My family will be bigger and better than yours will be Hyuuga!" Sasuke puffed out his chest.

"I don't plan to stop at just 3!" Neji retorted.

Tenten and Sakura walked into the room where the 2 men fought.

"Neji, we have news for you." Sakura gulped.

Neji and Sasuke gulped now. They were on edge and quivering.

"In that last exam it seems I missed something. It seems you're getting 4 instead of 3." Sakura sighed.

"Woooohooooo!" Neji screamed.

"That's NOT a good thing! I have a village to run and I DON'T need more evil little monsters who like to streak!" Naruto yelled.

"You're just jealous." Neji teased.

"Am not!" Naruto blushed.

"I will not allow them to streak, swear, lie or even use slang or improper grammar." Neji stated.

"That's just harsh man." Sasuke huffed.

"Our heirs won't do any of that either! If they do, I'm blaming YOU!" Sakura yelled.

"They will scratch and spit and swear and I won't mind so ha!" Sasuke stuck out his tongue.

"You're so dead dude..." Naruto laughed.

Sakura punched Sasuke and he flew all the way across the room.

Everyone almost wet his or her pants.

"Not even Naruto or I are that stupid! Lee would not even say that!" Neji laughed.

"You won't be laughing for much longer! Soon you will have it worse than Sasuke-teme." Naruto said.

"Ahhhhhh!" Neji screamed.

"Serves...you...right." Sasuke sighed weakly.

Neji clawed at the wall again in fear of dying at an early age. He REALLY needed help.

"We're going now." Tenten stated.

"Noooooo! Help me guys!" Neji pleaded.

Tenten dragged Neji out of the house by his feet while he clawed the ground.

"I gotta go now or Hinata will KILL me. I don't want to die either." Naruto huffed.

Sasuke was lucky he was already home. Sakura would have knocked him out and dragged him home. He didn't like that.

"So it's going to be Kousei Uchiha, Loki Uchiha, Sosuke Uchiha, Ra Uchiha, Kaji Hyuuga, Meisu Hyuuga, Hiro Hyuuga, Hitashi Hyuuga, Kaze Nara, Kagai Nara, Inoko Nara, Shikara Nara Yuki Uzumaki, Yuri Uzumaki, Takai Aburame, Stryker Inuzuka, and Yoko Inuzuka in total guys?" Naruto questioned.

"AND Sayrashi Nara." Shika grunted.

"Don't forget Meeka Uchiha." Sasuke finally reprimanded.

"Shika has 3 more now?" Naruto whined.

"It's SOOOO troublesome." Shika huffed.

"We've also got Sabaku No Shinari, Sabaku No Shyoku, and Sake Hatake." Sasuke yawned.

"Why can't it be 4, not 5, Nara kids, 1, not 4, Hyuuga kids, 2 Uzumaki kids, and 3 little Uchihas? I liked it that way?" Naruto complained.

"It's fate my dear Dobe." Neji chuckled.

"But I want 3 more sisters. I need some company because I'm a girl." Inoko pouted.

"What a DRAG!" Shika and Shikara grumbled.

"Like Father, like son!" Shino laughed.

"It's getting late Shino dear. We gotta take these 3 home now." Ino stated.

Ino had just came to see Shino.

Yoko hopped onto his dad's back. Ino picked up Takai and Shino cuddled Stryker in his arms. They took their 3 'kids' home to bed.

"3 more troublesome months..." Shika huffed as jolted away towards home.

"4 more for us teme." Naruto snickered.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji said their good-byes and all went home happy.

A month and a half had gone by. Sasuke now had to stay at home taking care of his 3 little 'angels.' They were driving him nuts. He didn't think it would be this bad, but it was.

Naruto came to visit today.

"Help...me...you...DOBE!" Sasuke whimpered.

He sounded pathetic and tired. Naruto snickered at his pal's expense.

"I haven't slept in 3 days! I need rest. Sakura is sleeping now and I'm up taking care of these 3 devils. I need your help." Sasuke cried.

"As you said before, "sorry buddy, you're screwed" I can't help ya." Naruto quoted.

"Why are you here anyway? You should be at the office with your wife." Sasuke complained.

"I came here to get away from her." Naruto said.

"Why?" Sasuke asked.

"She's gonna ring my neck! Hide me teme! I need your help." Naruto pleaded.

"I'll make you a deal." Sasuke smirked.

"Anything!" Naruto begged.

Sasuke and Naruto came to a deal. Naruto would help Sasuke and he could stay.

Naruto took care of Loki, Sosuke, and Kousei while Sasuke took a nap. Naruto actually liked taking care of the 3 little Uchiha kids. They fell asleep for a while and Naruto followed with a nap.

The whole Uchiha house, more like manor, was quiet for 5 hours.

"Get back here Neji!" Tenten yelled.

Neji ran as plates were thrown at him and they smashed against the wall. He was scarred half to death of his wife. She was mad at him for no reason. He was going to flee to see Sasuke.

The older Hyuuga ran all the way to his friends' house. All was quiet. Naruto came and answered the door and let Neji in.

"What brings you here?" Naruto asked.

"Hide me! My wife is going to kill me! I don't want to die yet!" Neji yelped.

"Whoa, calm down. Why does she wanna kill you? Please, enlighten me." Naruto asked.

"I dropped her favorite glass. It broke and I can't fix it." Neji explained.

"Please, be quiet. You can stay with us. But please keep your voice down. The kids are asleep. It took me forever to get them to sleep." Naruto shushed.

Neji darted into the nearest corner and curled up into a tight ball.

"What is it with him? He's afraid of a woman. Since when does Tenten frighten you?" Naruto asked again with a strange look.

"Since forever!" Neji yelped.

"It was probably since the day he found out he was getting 3 instead of 1." Naruto laughed quietly.

"Hey, what's up guys?" Shikamaru asked as he just walked in the door.

Sasuke and Naruto shushed him.

Shika gazed around until his eyes rested upon a very odd sight.

"What's gotten into him?" Shika asked.

"Women and mood swings." Sasuke answered.

Neji was clawing at the wall. He was scarred out of his wits now.

"We need to get him some help." Naruto loudly snickered.

"I don't wanna die!" Neji pleaded.

Suddenly, Shikara, Yoko, Takai, and Stryker ran into the room. The tackled Neji and scarred him into fainting. Naruto laughed.

"Get up Uncle Neji." Shikara demanded.

They opened his eye and saw that it was rolled into the back of his skull.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" the kids screamed.

"He's dead!" Shikara shivered.

The adults laughed their heads off.

An hour later, the prodigy woke up.

"What happened?" Neji yawned.

"The kids ran in and tackled you and you fainted. It was cool." Naruto chuckled.

Neji wanted to strangle that Dobe right then and there. He was fuming mad.

"I think we all need a guys' day out. It could help us solve our problems." Shika suggested.

"I wish Kiba were here to join us. He always loved going out together." Naruto sobbed.

The group of 4 reminisced about their old friend. They had known him since the academy. Their old group used to hang out and play.

"You kids have to go now. I don't care where you go, just vamanos." Shika yawned.

"And take your dog." Sasuke added kindly.

"I'll call Ino and tell her to help Sakura take care of the kids." Shika stated.

The group of guys jumped from roof to roof in search of a place to hang out. They were probably going to go to Ichiraku. All of them were hungry and loved ramen.

"I loveeeeee Ramen!" Naruto slurped his food.

"Dobe." The others laughed.

"No plates will fly here." Neji sighed.

Everyone laughed hard.

"No plates, kids, pets, or streakers!" they laughed.

The 4 guys laughed and joked about evil kids.

Shino arrived and joined them.

"My 3 sons are such a bother!" Shino sighed.

"You consider that dog your kid? It's just a stupid mutt!" Sasuke boomed.

"He is my 3rd son. I love him just like my other 2 boys at home." Shino argued.

"Our friends would be proud." Naruto said.

The group cried a bit when they remembered their fallen comrades. This cry lasted a while because Kiba and his family were close to them.

"It's time to go." Neji yawned.

Everyone agreed with him.

"I have to face Tenten sometime. If she kills me, I've died after a good life." Neji sighed and gulped.

They all parted and jumped rooftops on their way home. Everyone felt happy.

"Where am I? What happened to me? How did I get here?" Sasuke asked groggily.

"Sasuke!" Sakura cried out.

Sasuke felt his wife hug him really hard. He had just woken up after a 1-month coma. He was worried about Sakura as soon as he realized what happened. She assured him she was ok.

"I heard the great Uchiha has woken up." Naruto had pooffed into the room.

"Hello Dobe!" Sasuke greeted.

The 3 talked for a while about what went on that day and what has happened since then. Sasuke learned of the death of his friends and Neji's injuries.

"How has life been going?" Sasuke asked.

"It's been a living hell! I've had to deal with weird cravings, mood swings, and morning sickness. It's too much for me!" Naruto cried anime style.

"I've gone through it too." Sasuke sighed.

"That was a while ago." Sakura laughed.

"I would have never expected that Naruto would have married a Hyuuga. And that Hyuuga happens to be Hinata. I can't believe that they're going to have a kid in a bit. And her having mood swings must suck really bad." Sasuke laughed.

"It IS really bad! My ramen is gone! It has all just vanished in a month." Naruto sobbed.

"Now you can experience what I felt when I found out about Sakura." Sasuke chuckled.

The group talked their hearts out for a while until something interrupted them.

"Naruto!" a scream called.

"Coming dear!" He sighed.

Naruto walked by Sasuke while leaving.

"Help me." He whispered to Sasuke.

Naruto saw his wife appear in the doorway. She didn't look pleased and grabbed him by his shins as he tried to jump away out the window.

She dragged him out the door. Naruto clawed at the ground trying to get away.

"Help me........" Naruto pleaded.

"Sorry dude, you're screwed." Sasuke laughed.

Naruto was dragged all the way home, the Hokage Office, and he was given a long speech.

"What did I do now?" he asked while whining.

"You have to be here or the ninja won't be able to report about their missions." Hinata explained.

"You have issues..." Naruto whispered.

*Thwack*

Naruto got a swift palm to his head. It really hurt and he started whimpering.

It didn't work.

Naruto sat back in his seat but was still hurting in his skull.

Rock Lee came into the room with Gai-Sensei to report on their mission.

"I suppose the mission went well?" Naruto asked.

"It went perfect." Gai answered joyfully.

"You 2 are still the same." Naruto snickered.

It took a few minutes for the to finish and leave the room to Naruto and Hinata.

"I can't believe there will be 3 more little brats, Uchiha brats, running free in a month. I hope they won't be like Yoko." Naruto sighed hard.

Hinata was laughing at her pathetic husband.

"And there will be another Hyuuga, an Uzumaki, and 2 Naras' is a while as well." Naruto sighed again.

"You will have to get used to it." Hinata told him.

"No...more...little...demons. I can't take it anymore!" Naruto pleaded.

"That's too bad." Hinata snickered.

Neji had to go for his annual check-up at the hospital today. He figured Tenten should get a check-up as well. He needed to know about his child.

"You're getting an ultrasound today. We should check on that little Hyuuga." Neji asked shyly.

"I guess you're right. We need to know if we're going to get a boy or a girl. We have names for either gender but we need to know what color clothes and things to shop for." Tenten replied.

Secretly, they'd be happier with either a boy or girl. But they kept quiet.

An hour later, the visits were over. The happy couple got quite a shock. They were getting 2 boys and a girl just like Uchiha.

"Uchiha is gonna flip when he hears this. I'm going to find him. I heard he woke up." Neji grinned.

He did tell Naruto and Sasuke because they were hanging out in the Hokage office. Both fainted when they realized about getting 2 more little brats than had been expected.

"Why are we getting kids in sets instead of a single 1 at a time? 2 more Nara's are arriving in 4 months. We're getting3 Uchiha brats in a month. Now there's going to be 2 Uzumakis' and 3 Hyuuga kids? Could it get any worse?" Naruto panicked.

"Wait, you're getting 2?" Neji asked totally shaken.

"That is unfortunately so..." Naruto whimpered.

Suddenly, 2 boys and a dog came streaking into the office. Everyone knew them as Shino's 3 sons.

"Kage Bushin No Jutsu!" Naruto screamed.

5 clones appeared and caught the renegades.

"Thank God there are no more of them ever in the future." Everyone sighed in relief.

"Plan B!" Yoko yelled.

"Drop 'em and chuck 'em." Takai nodded.

"Oh, no you don't." Neji smirked.

He made sure the little demons couldn't drop their drawers and throw them.

"You 2 will never hit me with another pair of wet and soiled drawers ever again." Neji said sternly.

He tied them up with chakara strings and Naruto set them down. Even the dog got tied up. All 3 boys pouted and sighed.

Shika lazily trotted in to get his students and drag them back to class. He looked really ticked off. This was the 3rd time they escaped in a month.

"Your Father is going to kill me." Shika sighed.

"You won't take us alive." Yoko protested.

Shika grabbed his 3 idiotic students and dragged them off. They were screaming all the way.

"Just imagine what this village will be like in a couple of years." Naruto cried.

Everyone started to sob.