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Are you a Narutard?

1. You paint the 'Love' kanji on your forhead.
2. When you wear a pair of goggles you shout "I Uchiha Obito shall surpass all of you! I swear it!!"
3. You try to walk on boiling hot water when you think you've mastered chakara control.
4. You dream about the cast of Naruto.

5.You only eat ramen.
6. You've watch 15+ episodes in one sitting.

7.You poke your eyes red so they can be as red as the Sharingan
8. You wish you were blind so you could use the Byakugan.
9. When you try to gentle fist someone you hate.
10. You import Naruto games from Japan along with several action figures.
11. You buy every Naruto book to date just for the satisfaction of owning them...
12. And then you read them, like, 20 times in one day.
13. You have a folder in your favorites/bookmarks tab cerated specifically for Naruto fansites.
14. When blow off your friends to watch Naruto.
15. You count down the days to a new episode being released. Or Manga Chapter
16. You have a whole folder of Naruto AMV's
17. You hear a song on the radio and the first thing that comes to mind is your Naruto OTP or the Naruto Sasuke fights.
18. You make requests for people to make an AMV for it.
19. You've been called a pro at defending your Naruto opinion
20. Your inlisted and active in many Naruto fan guilds.
21. You have an OTP and then a back up. And a most hated couple
22. You know the words to all the openings/endings to Naruto...All of them. And find yourself singing them.
23. You constantly find yourself wishing you had chakra and could make Rasengan to make certain people disappear
24. When you own all the Naruto Plushies
25. If you get very extatic reading the manga's
26. When you constontly ask someone to buy you Naruto stuff
27. When you tell people your gunna cosplay as one of the charaters and people don't think that weird
28. If you have all the costumes
29. You live rpg with your friends at break.
30. You repeditly attempt fanfics about how you anr your friends -mysteriously- got into the naruto world.
31. You have converted your FMA fan friends into narutards.
32. You're planning on being a ninja for holloween.
33. Your friends carve kunai out of wood.
34. You buy the kunai that they make.
35. You have been dubbed Tsunade, and your two best guy friends have been dubbed Orochimaru and Jiraiya.
36. You have repeditly tried to draw wishkers on your most naruto-ish friend's face.
37. You've serched ebay for sharingan contacts.
38. You have Naruto poster(s) hanging in your room.
39. You've taped Post-Kakashi Gaiden pictures to your school binders.
40. You have2 pet bata fish. One's named Kunai and the other's named Shuriken.
41. You've been employed by a friend with a crappy computer to keep them up-to-date on the manga, seeing as your caught up to Japan.
42. You like to brag to your friend who lives in Tokyo that you know more about Naruto then her.
43. Your friends call you "Sakura-chan" or "Naruto-kun"
44. You most intelligent conversation is that of Facts about Naruto.
45. You get wedding invitations in the mail with the Japanese Character "Love" on it. And you dont even think and just know it.

46. You start punching, kicking, and overall excercising because you feel like a ninja already.
47. You call your little brother 'foolish little brother'
48. then poke him in the forhead
49. you wake up in th middle of the night and shout 'itachi why?!'
50. You cut your hair with a kunia!
51. You draw the village symbols everywhere
52. you have a picture of Sasuke in you locker
53. You want to be hokage
54. You create a character that is related to your favourite character.
55. You make a story of that character.
56. You imagine how an opening of Naruto would be like if it featured your character.
57. You imagine how life would be like if your favourite character was real...and if he was your bf or gf.
58. You download doujinshi of your favourite pairing...and others, just for the heck of it.
59. You buy lots of Chibi Naruto keychains and put them on your school bookbag.
60. When you happen to like over 30 Naruto pairings
61. When you get a song in your head you think of clips from Naruto that fits
62. You find yourself thinking of what Naruto and Hinata's wedding would be like... At your cousin's wedding... When she and her new husband are exchanging vows... And your mother is quietly yelling at you to "Take pictures, Goddamnit!"... And you realize what you were doing and turn really red at how weird you are...
63. Whenever you see anything, you automatically relate it to the show in some way or another...
64. You have been told that you need to get over the Naruto show and just live life normally...
65. You cry at sad parts in the anime and in the manga.
66. Then when you tell your friends that you cried, they say, "It's just a show!"
67. Then you get angry at said friends and shout and yell, then stomp off, telling them to go jump off a cliff.
68. Whenever you have a chance to make a wish, you wish that you could live in the Naruto world.
69. When you see a Naruto item in a store, you start screaming OMG!! I HAVE TO GET IT!
70. YOU CREATE YOUR OWN JUTSUS.
71. You've done "A Thousand Years of Pain" on somebody.
72. You draw all Naruto related kanji on your arm.
73. In any school assignment that involves drawing, you draw Naruto characters.
74. You paint your nails Akatsuki purple. (I sometimes do this.)
75. You compare each of your friends to a character and call them by that name.
76. You admit that your a Narutard!

77. You have your own Naruto nickname.
78. You are deeply convinced that you are a ninja.
79. You know the handsigns.
80. You try to do the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu when you rake the leaves in your front yard.
81. You die your hair to match that of your favorite character.
82. You spontaneously shout, "Dattebayo," after your sentences.
83. You've read all the manga, and are still reading it.
84. You are up-to-date on every episode, Japanese and English.
85. You wear your village headband in public.
86. You actually drool when you see your "Naruto" guy/girl on TV.
87. You try to blast your sibling with a fireball when you are mad at them.
88. You draw the curse marks on yourself with a marker.
89. You cosplay.
90. You perk up whenever you hear the word "Naruto" on TV or in real life.
91. You threaten the editors of "Naruto" for thrashing it.
92. You put "chan," "kun," "baka" (etc) at the ends of your friend's names.
93. You forget to breathe when you find out there's a new "Naruto" movie.
94. You hate a certain character so much that it takes over your life.
95. You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" (Nah-du-toe) as (Nuh-ru-doe.
96. You would rather break your neck than not be able to watch anymore "Naruto"
97. You have broken your neck trying to get to the TV.
98. You try to activate Sharingan or Byakugan.
99. You try to have a taijutsu fight with somebody.
100. You quote from the show in real life.
101. You spend your days writing fan fictions.
102. You are recognized by "Naruto" fans around the globe at the sound of your name.
103 You are the admin for numerous fan clubs.
104. You know every character.
105. You try day-by-day to do the transformation jutsu.
106. Your parents send you to the psychiatrist.
107. You love to sing along to the Japanese opening songs.
108. You own all the soundtracks.
109. You are worshiped by "Naruto" fan wannabes.
110. You are convinced that there are nine tailed demons in the world.
111. You think a demon is sealed inside of yourself.
112. You try to run up a tree.
113. You meditate to build up chakra.
114. You have a lot of toy kunai and shuriken at home.
115. You carry around ninja weapons in a backpack, or pouch, or whatever.
116. Your computer always has a Naruto desktop.
117. Your mom likes Naruto.
118. Your mom only likes "Naruto" because you got her into it.
119. You would even scare Kyuubi.
120. You only bought a musical instrument so you can play "Naruto" theme songs.
121. Your name ends up on this list.
122. You made this list.
123. You over eat and try to run over people by roling into a ball
124. You won an award for "Best 'Naruto' AMV"
126. You won any kind of "Naruto" related award.
127. You can actually add fifty more things onto this list.

128.You have a shrine of your fav charictor
129.You run with your arms behind your back
130.You speak in broken japinies and clame you know it
131:You know every charictors past
132.People clasify you as a 'narutard'
133. You fantisize about going to Konaha
134.You wear clothes with 'I love Naruto' on it
135.You screach and have a sezure when you see your fav charictor.
136.You openly admit that you own every Naruto plushy
137.You insist that you live in a fake world and that the Naruto world is the real world
138.You go crazy when there's no naruto episode durring a week
139.You make your friends listen to all the info about naruto
140.You go into a frenzy when a new toy comes out
141.You learn a charictors daily rutean
142.You hide when you see Itachi on tv or were ever
143.You spend all day infront of the computer watching Naruto
144.You send sagetions to the makers
145.You get pissed when someone says they hate your fav charictor
146.The show keeps you from comiting suicide