Inside the "Gamer's" Studio Presents:

The Stories of Final Fantasy

With your host, James Lipton

"Today Inside the Gamer's Studio, we will talk about the game-stories that changed the industry single-handedly as we know it.

Stories that made you re-examine your life.

Stories that make Citizen Kane and Casablanca look like excerpts on a Bazooka Joe's gum wrapper.

Yes, I'm talking about the stories that made young teenage boys look pretty.

I'm talking about the stories that make chicks that look like rabbits look darn sexy!

I'm talking about the stories that made white-haired villains make a man believe he could be evil and love his mother too.

I'm talking about the game that made Shakespeare's idea of a big sword look like a tooth pick. 

I'm talking about the stories that make young noobs believe that he and his friends can save the world from impending doom.

I'm talking about the unexpected death we all witnessed tragically of one of the most beloved heroins in RPG history just so the developers can make room for another scantly-clothes vixen!

I'm talking about the Fantasy that will never, never, never, never, NEVER end....

Yes...you all know what I'm talkin` about!"

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