Lance Bass admitted to People Magazine that he was GAY! Who didn't see that one coming? I mean someday Nick Carter's gonna come out!

And now the fake news:

   Mr. Ed is not getting much  of her daddy Aaron Spelling's fortune. (I mean Tori Spelling)

  Lindsay Lohan was admitted to the hospital this week. Hospital officials say she was admitted because she stepped on the floor.

Pirates 3 was #1 @ the box office for the 3rd week in a row! See, I told you My Super Ex-Girlfriend was a bomb! It came in @ #7!

So Keira Knightly went to the store to get some milk. Why does E! News have to give you in-depth coverage? She's just buying milk.

Baby Shiloh along with her parents Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are being immortalized by Madame Tosouse's (can't spell) wax museam. Little does little Shiloh know that her mommy's lips are made of wax, and so is her daddy's brain.

Pam Anderson announced that Kid Rock and her are getting married in 4 places this weekend: Europe, U.S, Asia, & Looneyville.

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