I'v been playing the guitar for about 8 years now, eletric of course and my favorite style is metal because its fast and sounds good, then when i put the radio on i'm hit with crap like "Apologize" and Justin "look at me, i'm a little noob* who thinks i have skill" Timberlake that takes about as much effort to play as it does to fart. It is because this world is over-populated with hippies, so here my solution: Ban hippies from breeding and increase breeding among metal fans, this way not only do hippies die out and i have a chance in hell of getting laid but metal can once again riegn supreme and rule over the world with an iron fist!

*for lack of a better word that wont get censored