I've been playing Mass Effect 2 and enjoying it to no end. I figured I'd just post some random thoughts I've had while playing. They are mostly spoiler free.
- Don't forget to feed the fish between missions. If you do forget to feed them, don't worry, you only have to clean the dead ones out of your tank before you get more. There's an App for that.
-Space Hamsters: Not as cool as they sound.
-If you have to chose between a princess, a psychopath and a woman who could die from a single kiss, you know which one you won't have to talk to afterwards.
- Is there such thing as an unattractive Yeoman?
- Don't talk to a geth about "personal space".
-There isn't really any point hitting on a thousand year old woman, though she may be flattered.
-They are highly detailed replicas, until I start running around the command deck with one going "Fwoosh", then it's a toy.
-Just because the engineer is Scottish doesn't mean he's a miracle worker.
-If your cook is the same guy who cleans the bathroom, always ask why his food tastes like toilet cleaner.
-Don't ask a Krogan why he thinks I have a set of "Quads".
-Head butting is always an appropriate response.
-A magazine called "Fornax" is not appropriate coffee table material.
-Next time ask for a room that isn't directly under the pressure hull.
-It's hard to ask questions later when you shoot first. More so when you shot them in the head.
-I wonder if Quarians ever bathe?
-Defenestrate should always be a conversation option.
-Never ask a Drell about his "first time".
-Salarians have a surprisingly good singing voice.