Hello.

1. What is your name?
Quasimodo.

2. Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?
No, I enjoy it immensely.

3. What do you plan to buy in the future?
Presents. Though that'll be difficult because I'm extremely close to being broke, even though I never buy anything. Oh wait, I'm broke because I have no source of income.

4. Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
Marks and Spencers'.

5. How many pairs of Converse do you own?
Zero!

6. Who is your favorite "That '70s Show" character?
I don't watch it. *fail face*

7. There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?
Smell his/her bandages. It's creepy though, whenever you tell someone NOT to smell something because it stinks, they immediately smell it anyways.

8. What do you think of Miley Cyrus?
Blech.

9. Do you tend to think that you are always right?
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

10. Top Five Favorite Songs:
Since I renewed my obsession with books, I sort of slacked off the music part...... *fail face*

11. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I think it was that little vacuum cleaner thing that had plastic balls inside and would go pop whenever I pushed it.

12. Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?
Hmph. My funeral. Satisfied?

13. Dinosaurs or Unicorns?
Dinasaurs. They're not imaginary, people. Unlike something I could mention.

14. What is your favorite musical?
The Drowsy Chaperone. Dude, it's totally underrated. Practically no one's seen it, but it is absolutely ingenious.

15. You need new jeans. Where do you go?
Don't wear 'em.

16. Do you play the Sims 2?
No.

17. Do you think Harry Potter is at all immoral to read?
Hell no. People always find reasons to persecute great things.

18. What do you think of Maroon 5?
Meh.

19. What about Coldplay?
They're cool. Except I haven't listened to any music for like a month...........

20. Fall Out Boy?
Pretty good, I guess. The only time I ever listened to them was on the plane.

21. Katy Perry?
Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.

22. How about The All-American Rejects?
Heard of them, never tried their music.

23. Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren't old enough to see it without parents?
I didn't SNEAK IN, per se. I saw The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal at home. Is Kill Bill R? Hmm, if it is, I saw that at home too.

24. The Wii or Xbox 360?
Don't give a damn,

25. Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?
What?

26. Do you know many Emily's?
Like... two? I don't know.

27. What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?
Pfffffffft.

28. Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
Um. Once?

29. What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?
*cries*

30. Do you enjoy surveys?
No, I aboslutely despise them.

31. What do you hear at the moment?
Something someone said to me. Happy with that?

32. Why do you think so many people love myspace?
I don't know. How would I know?

33. What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?
Um. WHY?!

34. Do you watch the Olympics?
The diving bits. They're cool.

35. What are your top five favorite stores?
Ha ha. Very funny.

36. Do you like the new Weezer album?
Huh?

37. What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name?
I don't care... I don't know.... why would I?

38. What is the worst job you have ever had?
Ha ha.

39. Have you ever been to Minnesota?
No. Never been to the US, period.

40. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen on TV?
I think it was on MADtv. I think the TV show is totally pointless, even though I heart the magazine. (and I'm too young to know whether it's been going downhill since... when, again?)

41. Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on?
Hell no. That's something my sis would do.

42. What is your favorite Disney Show?
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

43. Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer?
No. WTF is that?

44. Top five reasons people rank things:
Um. Because it's fun?

45. Have you ever gone camping?
Yes. Like, once.

46. What do you miss most about elementary school?
*sticks fingers in ears* LA LA LALA ALALALALA.

47. What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet?
Nothing. I'm lazy. I let my friends do all the work.

48. What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard?
Never had one. Really sad, considering... yeah.

49. Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy's?
No.

50. What is your current job? If you are applying anywhere, where?
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.