Guess. :D

Here are some cooking/food innuendos I made up last night:
I'd slice your carrot
I'd bake your cookies
I'd boil your soup
I'd score your fudge
I'd core your pepper
I'd grind your meat
I'd sift your flour
I'd twist your pastry
Yeah. Most of them aren't even funny, but meh. I enjoyed making them up :D

Quiizies. Oh, Leilani and Heather, by the way, I'm out of money. :P So I can't text/call you at the time being. :cry:

Do you make mohawks with your hair in the shower? No. :lol:

Who do you think the hottest celebrity is? Um... Jorja Fox? :P

What would you do if you ever met them? Have a heart attack, then miraculously recover and ask for her autograph :D

What celebrity annoys you the most? Paris Hilton, and, I dunno, Britney Spears. More though.

Why did you decide to do this quiz? Because Heather and Kristen wanted me to. ;)

Do you know the chemical makeup of salt? Sodium Chloride! 8)

If you could franjanjan anyone, who would it be? More people than stars in the sky. :P

Would you sell a body part for a million dollars? Depends. :P

Are you wearing socks? No.

Would you ever Leggo my Greggo? YOUR Greggo? Who are you? If you were Heather, then yeah. If I didn't Leggo her Greggo she'd franjanjan me. :P

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done around a guy/girl you liked? No comment

Why are you still single? Um... because I'm younger than all you guys.

What are you doing tonight? Stuff? CSI, here, etc.

What has been the most fun hour of your life? Dunno.

When no one's home, do you walk around naked? No, because... well, I just don't.

Have you ever cooked naked? I'd get arrested. There's a large kitchen window without curtains (fire hazard). :lol:

Do you sleep naked? No. Are you disappointed?

Would you ever date a guy with a moustache? *runs away*

Would you ever date a guy that was shorter than you? Wow. If someone was shorter than me they'd be a midget. Seriously. I know, I didn't answer the question. :P

What's the closest orange thing to you? Er... this little tube of cream on my mom's desk.

Do you own a sex hat? No. But Asha does. (refer to a couple blogs back)

how often do your friends scare you with mental images? Three times a day? More, actually. :D

Why do you talk to yourself? Because there's no one else to talk to!

Do you ever think that the people that make up quizzes are crazy? I suppose...

Is Kadam [Weights/Adam] canon? Only when Adly isn't.

Do you wear jewelry a lot? Earrings.

If you could be eating anything right now, what would it be? I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! :D

What are you wearing? Pajamas. Even though it's past 4pm.

Were you naked in the last hour? No comment.

What is your favorite smiley? :lol: I like the giant mouth.

Another one:

Food

1. Do you starve yourself sometimes? Not usually.
2. Have you ever binged? No.
3. Do you like Mexican food? Yes.
4. Chinese? Meh. Just kidding. :P
5. Italian? Yeah.
6. American? Usually.
7. Have you ever been on a diet?
8. Do you like vegetables? Depends on which.
9. On a scale from 1 to 5 how much do you eat a day (1= not eating, 5= eating 3 meals)? 3?
10. Do you think you eat healthily?

Appearance

11. Do you think you are ugly? No comment
12. Do you like your hair? It's okay...
13. Do you like the way you look? Not really.
14. Would you want to change anything? More things than stars in the sky. :P
15. Do you think your fat? Not really.
16. Do you wear a shirt when you go swimming? Er... no. Because at school you're not allowed to. :roll::P
17. Do you care how other people see you? Not really.
18. Do you or have you ever worn braces? I don't now.
19. Do you wear glasses and or contacts? I wear glasses. :?
20. Do you want to gain weight, lose weight, or stay about the same? No comment

Friends and Family

21. Is there someone that you do not want to hang out with, but they hang out with you? It feels that way sometimes. :?
22. Do you feel like you're too good for someone in your crowd? No!
23. Do you like someone in your group of friends? Um... they're female? :P
24. Have you kissed anyone in your group of friends? No!!!
25. Is there someone you can not trust, that you call a friend? Yeah.
26. Who do you feel closest to as a friend? Vivian :D
27. Do you get along with your parents? No.
28. Ever lied to them or denied something? Yeah.
29. Angry with someone in your family? Hehe. I'm always angry with my sis.
30. How do your parents respond to you having a bf/gf? They'd probably have a heart attack. :lol:

School

31. Have you ever gotten a F on a test? We don't really get Fs here. But I do really suckily on Chinese and Math tests.
32. Ever failed a c-lass in your entire life? Chinese?
33. Ever made honor roll? We don't have that.
34. Ever just stopped caring for a little bit? Yeah... I just thought to myself, "what's the point?"
35. Got a detention? Yeah... Humanities, for not doing my homework. :oops::P
36. Got a Saturday work detail? What's that?
37. Expelled? No! What do you think I am?
38. Suspended? No!
39. Stole anything from a teacher? No!
40. Cheated on a test in any way? No

Love

41. You love/like? No comment
42. Have you kissed this person? No comment
43. Do you enjoy kissing? No, because I haven't! :lol:
44. Ever cheated on anyone? :lol:
45. Ever dumped someone? :lol:
46. Your best kiss was with whom? No one, because I haven't.
47. Do you like to cuddle with this person? :lol:
48. If you best friend did not like your lover, what would you do?
49. Do you trust your bf/gf with your life? I don't have one! :P
50. How are things going between you guys? What is your best memory? :lol:

Work

51. Do you have a job? No.
52. How much do you get paid? None.
53. Why do you have a job, and if you do not have one, why not? Because I'm the same age as Heather's brother? :P
54. Is the job through school? :lol:
55. Do you enjoy it? :lol:
56. Can you still manage free time?:lol:
57. Are you saving up for anything in the future? ROAD TRIP!!! :D:D:D
58. What do you want to do as a career? Coroner... :twisted:
59. Do you consider yourself a responsible person? :lol:
60. Can you support a family tomorrow? :lol:

Home life

61. Do you consider yourself a lazy person? Yeah
62. Do you have a lot of spare time? Kinda... depending on your definition. :?
63. Can you stay inside all day without getting bored? Of course, as long as the computer's on. :D
64. How many hours a week about, do you use the computer? No comment
65. How many hours a week about, do you use the tv? No comment
66. Can you sit in front of a computer or tv screen the entire day? Yeah
67. What do you do if you have the flu? Rest? :P
68. Do you have any chores around the house? Do you get paid? I fold clothes... unfortunately I do not get paid.
69. Do your parents think you are lazy? Yeah... cause I am
70. Anthrax is released into the air tomorrow, can you live out of your house on what you have now? No. Vivian, Chelsea and I ate two bags of popcorn on our sleepover! :P

Activities

71. Do you play sports?
72. Do you watch sports? Not really. Unless there's nothing else to do.
73. Do you do anything professionally? I'm a professional obsessee?
74. Tried in any extreme sports? No!
75. Ever tried surfing? No.
76. Ever ran track? Only when forced to.
77. What grade did you get in PE last? Meh. Not worth telling. :P
78. Have you ever been to a live game? Only the school ones. They're cool though, because we get to skip cl.ass :D
79. Have you ever played hockey? Ice hockey? Yeah. :D
80. From a scale of 1 to 5 how athletic are you (1=nerd, 5=very athletic)? 0.5. :lol:

Jail Brake

81. Ever ran from the cops? No.
82. If so, why were you running, what did you do? I didn't!
83. Do you think drugs are good? Yes. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM??!?!?!
84. Do you think alcohol is good? No...
85. Ever been on contract or probation? No. I don't have a job!
86. Ever experienced house-arrest? :lol:
87. Would you go to jail for your bf/gf and if you do not have one, your parents? No.
88. Ever attacked a cop? No!
89. Do cops know your name? No. Is that good or bad?
90. Ever spent the night in jail? No.

Movies

91. Do you like horror movies? Depends.
92. If you do why? If you do not, why not? Well... some are wendy, and some... are not. :P
93. Now what's the real reason? The one I just stated above!
94. About how many times do you go to the movies a month? I only go like twice a year. :P
95. Do you consider yourself a movie-goer? No.
96. Do you like movie dates? :lol:
97. A movie...... which one came to your head first? The X-Files! I wanna watch the new one! :D
98. What if life was like a movie? It would have a warning to the audience: Do not imitate.
99. Do you like long series movies, like Lord of the Rings? Meh. They're okay. Depends though.
100. Comedy...... which movie came to your head first? Garfield? :D

MySpace

101. How many times a week do you go on myspace? I don't have it.
102. When did you make your myspace, how did you find out about it? I don't have one!
103. Do you actually have a reason to go on... besides on being bored? See answer to above question.
104. Do you like anyone on myspace? See answer to above question.
105. Have you kissed anyone on your top friends? See answer to above question.
106. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there? See answer to above question.
107. Do you consider myspace a safe site? See answer to above question.
108. Internet predators... your thoughts on this? I hope no one in the wendy bunch is one. :?
109. Do you pass on bulletins because you are afraid of what might happen? THEY SUCK! :evil:
110. How long do you think you will be using myspace for? I don't have one!