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Funny story.

So I went to the movie tonight, with my mother, as a little mother son outing (I know, how thoughtful of me). So in town (Cloverdale, where that television show Smallville and that new movie Deck The Halls were filmed)) we have this movie theatre, where it only costs $7 for two movies, and one movie was Happy Feet, for those who haven't heard of it, it's a computer animated movie about Penguins...who tap dance, rather cute. kinda some spoilers for it here... Anyhow, so were watching the movie, and as it progresses, we find out that this one regect penguin (Voiced by Elijah Wood) gets kicked out of the colony for tap dacing, where the penguins only sing, so tapping your feet to some major sweet tunes, sung out by this one fat penguin, voiced by that rapper fellow, Fat Joe, is considered wrong, and they get this kah-raaazy idea from the elder (Voiced by Mr. Smith, from The Matrix) that the fish shortage is being caused by his tap dancing, but he says not, it's not me, it's the aliens who are eating all the fish (They refer to the humans as aliens) and he sets out on this quest to stop the humans from eating all the fish with his mexican penguin friends (two voiced by Robin Williams) and eventually skip ahead, he gets caught, put in a zoo, but then tap dances, so they think to attach a tracker to him and release him so he'll take them to his colony and they can find out if all the penguins tap dance, they find them, they all tap dance, and the people get the idea that maybe they're trying to send out a message, somehow they find that the message is to stop eating all the fish, so they take back the information and all these high up people argue about taking all the fishermen out of the arctic sea so the penguins won't die out and eventually the bill gets passed and the fishermen leave. Well, as this was happening, I remembered Thora's last blog and leaned over to my mom and said "You see, in real life, the solution to this problem would be to club all the baby harp seals cause it's apparently their fault for eating all the fish..." I found it rather clever. I wish there were more people around to hear that one... I wish I could have camera's follow me around...you know, so people could see my crazy shennanegans..