A great man once said he'd revisit his old reviews to make them not suck. It's taken him about two years to do it, but one of them is finally done. Unfortunately, this'll probably be the last in that series.

For now, I want to focus on reviewing two more current games: Mass Effect 2 and Pokemon SoulSilver. I don't know when they'll be up--the former will require some research, while the latter will require me to complete most of the story proper before I can adequately review it.

So, if you feel like checking out my thoughts on a more recent entry in a classic adventure series, I'd be glad to have it looked at by anyone willing to offer feedback. I tried to make this review a little less wooden than some of my previous ones, allowing for a little more anecdotal stuff. As usual, I tried to avoid bogging it down with "OMG I TOOK AN ENGLISH CLASS I NEED TO USE FANCY WORDS!" and other such notions. So, no, there's no prose, there's no metaphor or hyperbole. If you like that sort of thing, there are other sites you can check out for it. By all means, feel free. This tangent has gone a couple sentences too long.

Anyway, my rage at certain reviewers in certain sites aside, it felt good to try something different with a review. Unfortunately, I don't have an editing staff, so it's not as professional as I'd like it. I hope anyone who's read my other reviews perceives an at least noticeable improvement in this one from the last few.

I should study for Politics now...