What a crappy friday the 13th I had. Im cycling back from School when one big turd comes from nowhere and wraps around my front wheel, im far away from my home so I still have no choise but to cycle, anyway I make it to the end of the walkway and turn the corner, and another big dog turd hits my back wheel spins around and shoots up my back VERY BAD! I have to take my top of and cycle very quickly back to my house before im seen when my t-shirt im holding in my hand gets caught in my front wheel, the wheel stops and hit my nuts of the handlebars halfway through the bike crippling on top of me. So i decide to walk my bike the rest of the way, hold my t-shirt in my hand and my wheeling my bike in the other with very painful nuts when a big group of my friend spot me and im laughed at the rest of the way home. And that is a true story and the most embarassing day of my life.
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