I'm just sitting here typing away while listening to music from Flower - specifically Purification of the city song. You know why? Because I'm just sitting here, and I'm just sitting here because I'm not standing, and I'm not standing because I felt like bending my joints, and I felt like bending my joints so I could relax, and I'm relaxing because I felt like eating a sub, and I ate a sub because I felt hungry, and I felt hungry because Elmo speaks to me, and Elmo speaks to me because waffles tastes good, and waffles taste good because last year I hung a picture, and, oh wait...

Section break for the sole purpose of doing it.

... and I hung a picture because I watched a bird fly, and I watched a bird fly because I sang a song, and I sang a song because I laid my cup on the coffee table, and I laid my cup on the coffee table because of the color purple, and the color purple just because it's crazy.

The end.