<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a vagina looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it look like afterwards?"
<Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

Found this on Bash.org and it was too good to pass up.
#12 and 15 are the funniest.
http://bash.org/?177548

MercyBeat: For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat: 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat: 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat: 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat: 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat: 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat: 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat: 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat:  8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat:  9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat: 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat: 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat: 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat: 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat: 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat: 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat: 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat: 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat: 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat: 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat: 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Now, I admit that, initially, I could have handled the situation better.
But, after 2 attempts to contact these mooks and being ignored, I let my irritation get the better of me and the subject of my email was far from flattering "HEY! wake the f*** up!" body of email was this "You go to great lengths to get people to join, yet when I DO join, I cannot log in for who knows what reason.
this is the THIRD email I have sent without a response from you.
I would like a response and I would like to know what your problem is."

In the process heated words were exchanged and I made some rather unflattering remarks. I admit to letting my anger get the better of me.
That, in NO way, absolves them of this last email:
"We all got alot more than you. Oh and you bext be careful what you say, you never know WHAT will happen. All I will say is after this message you will be blocked and at some point in the next week you will get a little NASTY surprise" ROA_Adminstration Team realms of airyglyph@ yahoo.com .

Now instead of letting this go, as I was more than willing to do, they decide to ,lol, threaten me.
Well, we shall see just how stupid they want to get.

The problem is, they feel that they can do as they wish because they have a forum, I hate to tell them this but, heh, if they can't act with a modicum of professionalism they shouldn't be running a forum.

Hell I wouldn't trust them with a potato gun.:lol:

After viewing this article : http://www.gamespot.com/news/6153643.html?page=0#comments,
I find my utter disgust for liberal extremism renewed .

All the noise being made over this ad has me worried for the future of America. God forbid we should ever come under liberal rule, all our freedoms would be stripped away so as not to offend anyone.

It is my opinion that liberalism equals facism. Don't believe me? go up to any liberals you might know and say something they don't like, then watch as these "all inclusive and all tolerant" people have a meltdown and begin screaming for your blood.
You see, they are only "all inclusive and all tolerant" if you agree with them, the moment you don't you are considered a target for thier vitriol, don't believe me ? look at psychos' like Howard Dean.

These ads aren't racist, they aren't "controvertial" they are just artsy fartsy, and the fact that they aren't being used HERE in the US is no surprise, look at the reaction just the news article has elicited.

No, I think it's time for Americans to find a cure for cranialrectal inversion and let all this noise go.

Gryph has spoken.

Why is it when a new game comes out, ppl feel the need to, if they don't like it, call it a rip-off of a game they DO like.
They do this in-spite of the fact that, beyond being in the same genre, the games are nothing alike.
I figure those who do this are petty little gits who haven't the imagination to think for themselves nor appreciate a game on it's own merits.

Think about that.