--I am actually a Disco Robot who lives in the Agorian Battleplex in a far away galaxy. I am in charge of a popular radio station. I spend my free time playing the arcade hit 'My Blaster Runs Hot'. I love to sell legal things to illegal people. I also enjoy moonlit strolls on the beach. However, I dislike when someone puts a blaster in my face and screams, ''PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!'', because I find it rude.

Happeh April Fools Day, brahs.

(I finally got the Trophy called: ''My Blaster Runs Really, Really Hot'' in Ratchet And Clank: A Crack in Time)