GOD! I hate YouTube commenters. Plain out. From the racists, to the sexists, to the anti-opinion idiots, to the general idiots, they're all douches in their own special ways, and I truly hate them.
I'm not saying I hate any one who leaves a comment, because I don't. I love reading other peoples opinions on the video I just finished watching. I love knowing every one's thoughts on things that interest me. The people that leave comments like this are the people I hate:
SuperTheGuy1234 - "god damn **** retarded ass people who don't know who paul mccartney is. get euthanized if you don't know who he is"
While I understand it's weird that some people don't know who Sir Paul McCartney is, that certainly doesn't mean they should euthanize them self. Paul McCartney just isn't for some people--mainly kids born in the 2000s. I don't know the names of the guys in The Eagles. Should I kill myself? I'm into a metal band named The Black Dahlia Murder, but I certainly am not going to tell you to euthanize yourself should you not know a single member's name. Hell, I don't even though any of their names. Some people just don't look into band members.
Another thing I can't stand is the constant meme acknowledgement. The "took an arrow to the knee" joke is ALWAYS MENTIONED! Stop with that **** already! I listen to a lot of music on YT. I'm into the whole epic, cinematic, movie-trailer type music. This one song I listen to has a picture of Natalie Portman with a bow in her hand. Here are some of the ATTK jokes:
DarkB1ueKnight - "alot of adventurers will hate her, i'm not gonna state the reason"--97 people thumbed it up! 97!!
doomfrost7 - "Arrow to the kn....?"
DarkusOfTheArk - "Oh no, not the knees..."
MegaLama1992 - "i used to be an adventurer like you... but then i married the **** that shot you in the knee." What does that even have to do with anything?!
Balth3465 - "Nine adventures got their knees bashed with arrows." Referring to 9 dislikes, which brings me to another subject, but that will be in a minute.
People, Skyrim came out on 11/11/11. It's now 2/16/12. STOP WITH THE ARROW JOKES!!
The other subject I mentioned is the whole comment on the amount of dislikes. These types are really getting annoying. Luckily these are starting to die down a little, but they are still there, lurking in the shadows. I think people who leave these just want to be funny so bad, but they never are successful in making someone "rofl" of "lol". It's over used. The first time I seen one, I thought it was pretty funny. Now, almost every video I watch has one of these:
Taken from Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls by Dethklok
SixFootTallMidget - "44 peoples has stupid fingers..."
nukeshroom116 - "44 pepole got raped by a guiatar" Just wow on that one. Wow.
liggit101 - "44 ppl had their balls crushed"
God! Come up with something new already! This also goes with the "Thumbs up if you..." comments. I am sorry you are so attention-deprived that you have to go on YouTube to have people thumbs up your comment, but stop it. Stop it. Just stop it.
Here's another thing about YouTube commenters I don't understand: If you don't like a song, movie, TV show or game, why must you purposely go on its music video or trailer to attack anyone that likes it? Really, what's the point? Don't go on Justin Beiber's music videos saying stuff about him being a little girl. Don't go on a gameplay video for Modern Warfare 3 saying, **** CALL OF ****TY!! It s soo GAY BATTLEFIELD is way betetr! Here's an example of that:
A video about all camos, attachments and proficiencies for MW3
SwiftFishy - "BF3 FTW"
iambored7171 - "MW3 blows. Worst FPS i've ever seen. It's so boring."
Oh my god... there's a goddamn arrow joke on here. DazTheatre - "i used to play mw3 but then i took a bullet to the face" Jesus.
charlesmatt - "BF3 is better PERIOD. i do agree that it's personal preference but there's no contest which game is superior when it comes to gameplay."
These people purposely went to the video to bash MW3. I have seen this done to Halo, Uncharted, God of War, Dragon Age, Fable, Killzone, Fallout, Skyrim, BF3, and basically every game video I have ever seen. If you don't like what the video's about, don't watch the goddamn video! Idiots!
Also, why bring gender into account on videos. I was watching a video of a girl drumming, and vlogofmeful and Pondebong said, "what kind of kitchen is that?" and "That's a funny looking kitchen." First off, they stole these because I seen forever ago another guy said the second sentence and was highly thumbed up. For that I immediately hate these guys. Don't steal jokes, goddammit! Second off, that's not cool at all. Women aren't isolated to a kitchen. Hell, to be honest, I cook more for my girlfriend than she does for me. She can barely microwave a can of chicken-noodle soup! Women aren't cooking machines. They are the same as men, and they don't deserve these jokes aimed at them. I can't stand seeing guys say **** like this. In the case of vlogofmeful and Pondebong, this is just two dumb ass kids thinking they are being funny. They aren't.
Another thing that just makes me embarrassed to be a human is when race is brought into account. Why be racist, people? I have seen videos where a black dude can be seen walking in the background, just casual as hell, but the comments are full of, "Wonder what he's trying to steal?" Or, "I wonder if he just got done robbing a place." Or something like that. Just because someone is black doesn't mean they are thieves. I hate this. Being racist truly shows how uneducated you are. I can't stand when race and sex is brought into matters. We are all human. Cut a man and he bleeds. Cut a woman, and she bleeds. Cut a white man and black man, and they both bleed the same color.
I miss the good days when YouTube wasn't full of immature little bastard children. I used to love scrolling down to intelligently chat with someone about the video I have just finished watching. Nowadays, when I scroll down, all I see is, "THIS IS GAY "Thumbs up if you love this movie like I do!!1", "What's a black guy/woman doing in a rock band?" Sadly, for the rest of time, the Internet will be used by kids and immature adults to bash other's opinions and beliefs. The comment section will be forever used to put people down. It's sad. People of the Internets need to grow up. Make YouTube a good place to be again. Stop spreading stupidity around. Thank you for reading. I hope you enjoyed it! Leave comments if you wish. Have a good day, all!