I liked the 'y'all' so I left it. So sue me. Anyway, updates on my gaming adventures. There is a pleasant glitch in RE4. When you're beating the seven foot Russian guy that turns into one of those funny parasites...he is so easy to beat. There's a ladder going up to the second floor, right? Yeah, turn left. Turn left again. See that huge sheet of metal? Hide behind it, take out your rifle, handgun, shotgun, whatever and start shooting through a hole on the bottom left. Make sure your not right up agains the sheet of metal because he'll get you with his obtusely large arms. Take a couple steps back, fire, aim. Wait, scratch that, reverse it. It works. Honest. Because I did it. And then when he loses his legs, it's easy. Throw a couple grenades at him, a couple handgun shots and you're done. Yep. For all of those who don't know about that pleasant glitch.

Ah yes, and about Ninja Gaiden. Love that game. Finally figured out how to get off the damn airship. Yeah, blonde, I know. So I'm like all excited and stuff to continue with the Ninja way and stuff because I'm gonna beat the game on Master Ninja. That's my ultimate goal in life. It may take years to do...but I'll do it. So there. I win. Yep.

And Jak X. Another one of those just fun to play, and multiate your last best time game. Yeah, playing on Hero Mode...not as hard as I expected it to be. On the Red Cup Kras circuit at the moment. HEEHEEHEE JAK DOESN'T GET POISONED! Speaking of which I need to email Naughty Dog about the other plot holes that me and Azie found. Oh yeah, they're gonna get like a restraining order against me or something. Happy emailing.

As a side note, I have played Amplitude till it could be played no more, so hence I don't play it. Don't even use it as a warm up. It's just a button masher, though Ninja Gaiden could be argued to be the same thing ;)