IMs can get a little unruly, so I switched a couple comments around so they'd make sense, and deleted some "choice words". Anyway, here's a typical rundown of the very important, profound, influential conversations Austin and I have. I thought it was funny, anyway.

ShenlongBo: You on?
MrCHUP0N: nope
MrCHUP0N: i am imaginination
ShenlongBo: Damn.
ShenlongBo: IM me when you get on.
MrCHUP0N: ok
MrCHUP0N: later!
MrCHUP0N: lol
ShenlongBo: Oh you tricked me!
MrCHUP0N: whut up homey
ShenlongBo: Dude, I'm probably going to break a Wii remote.
MrCHUP0N: lol
MrCHUP0N: for whies
ShenlongBo: Monkey Ball
MrCHUP0N: oh
MrCHUP0N: oh...
MrCHUP0N: that'll do it :/
ShenlongBo: Evil, evil little game.
MrCHUP0N: man see, i haven't even played the main game
MrCHUP0N: i just tried the minigames
MrCHUP0N: and
MrCHUP0N: oh man were they horrid
MrCHUP0N: try monkey golf
MrCHUP0N: you will probably indeed break the remote
ShenlongBo: Some of them are cool.
ShenlongBo: The homerun derby ain't bad - better than Wii Sports, imo.
ShenlongBo: And the little shooter thing is dope!
MrCHUP0N: homerun derby is ok
MrCHUP0N: the shooter thing is serviceable
MrCHUP0N: it's the one thing i did like
MrCHUP0N: but golf? oh my god
MrCHUP0N: golf..
MrCHUP0N: golf.
ShenlongBo:[The little shooter game]no**** reinvigorated my hopes for Prime3
MrCHUP0N: golf!
MrCHUP0N: golf!!!
ShenlongBo: Bowling was a***** too.
MrCHUP0N: i don't think i tried that
ShenlongBo: Most of the games suck, but the couple that are good make it all okay, imo.
ShenlongBo: But dude... I just beat the boss for World 5... oh my ****ing..... *head explodes*
MrCHUP0N: in ball?
MrCHUP0N: there are bosses?
ShenlongBo: There are bosses.
ShenlongBo: And the camera... is on their side.
MrCHUP0N: but
MrCHUP0N: i
MrCHUP0N: monkey
MrCHUP0N: remote
MrCHUP0N: ball
MrCHUP0N: crap game
MrCHUP0N: explode head
ShenlongBo: :lol:
ShenlongBo: No, the game's pretty good, man, if you don't mind getting your eyesockets drilled in by the difficulty.
MrCHUP0N: i see
MrCHUP0N: kinda like bill laimbeer's combat basketball
MrCHUP0N: an awesome game as long as you like terrible toilet-bowl-grade games
MrCHUP0N: lol
ShenlongBo: And the difficulty slope is way off. Doesn't matter too much, though, since you can go about the levels in whatever order you like.
ShenlongBo: Anyway, yeah, I almost can't play it around the kids, because it makes me cuss.
ShenlongBo: makes me.
ShenlongBo: Earlier, while watching me play, Adam said, "I hope Daddy wins. He says bad words when he doesn't win."
MrCHUP0N: LOL bad words
MrCHUP0N: tsk tsk!
ShenlongBo: I'll have an aneurism if I don't cuss.
ShenlongBo: I threw my hat at the TV, as well as a squishy ball.
ShenlongBo: ...this is why the Wii remote has a lanyard.
ShenlongBo: Not because of "accidental" throws.
MrCHUP0N: he said squishy ball
ShenlongBo: Oh no... it's cuz Monkey Ball.
MrCHUP0N: right
MrCHUP0N: i actually tested how sturdy it is
MrCHUP0N: by flinging my hand at the hotel bed
MrCHUP0N: thinking "people are just really [not all that smart]. it can't be that flimsy."
MrCHUP0N: and the little strap broke.
ShenlongBo: Youch, lol.
MrCHUP0N: and then i thought, "ok whatever people are still [less smartful than theyawt to be]. myself included."
ShenlongBo: There you have it, :P
MrCHUP0N: rawfulz
ShenlongBo: This game gets ri-goddamn-diculous starting at World 4.
ShenlongBo: LEVEL 4 of W4, that is.
ShenlongBo: I'm going to beat this game though, dammit.
ShenlongBo: Oh, and the worst part is the way the happy monkey music in the background just tweedles along while you cuss like an old sailor.
ShenlongBo: bee de dededee deeee, bebedede boop boooo
ShenlongBo: F-WOOOOOOORRRD!
MrCHUP0N: oh god
MrCHUP0N: lol

See there? That's deep.