TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY!!!!!!!! LET US PWN

1. You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Everyone once in a while I will read a book and be so proud, that I would try and squeeze it into conversation. Hey hows it going? I READ A BOOK 50 pages! Oh thats great what was it about? NO IDEA! TOOK ME 2 YEARS

2. I never got walking papers. Never got a pink slip either. What I got was a guy coming up to my desk and saying GET THE **** OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I saw this woman the other day, and I coulda swore she was pregnant....I know now. I went up to her and I was like, Hows that BABY doing. Sometimes u just shoot words out. Hows that BABY doing. BABY!!!!!! What baby? .......At the zoo! The Pandas!

Final day people! LETS DO IT