Awesome story, my friends and fellow gamespotters!

At college today, I noticed a used book sale on my way to Spanish. I made a bee-line and started perusing the well-thumbed tomes. As with many used book sales, more than half of the selection was romance. I guess this is a good thing if you like that type of book, but I am willing to bet a great deal that all of these were donated by the same person... Anyway, I am poking around, and out of the corner of my eye I see a Hellknight. Fear not, readers, this was not the real, towering beast, rather, it was on the cover of Doom3! I snatched my find up and quickly pried open the jewel case. Inside, were three discs and the little paper with the keyboard key. Cautiously and fearing the worst, I popped out one of the discs, and scanned the back. Deep gashes? Toothpaste? Some unknown substance? NO! Pristine. Untarnished. All three discs had similar traits. I proceeded to the cash taker and inquired in voice that barely hid my excitement "How much for this one?"

"One dollar."

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Happy dance!

Doom 3 for a dollar!

:D

You'll find me, friends, purging hell.