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I've got it!!

I've finally figured it out!!!!

Sanjaya Malakar was an evil rooster alien from the planet Venus sent to tell Chris Rock to shut the hell up, when along the way he was involved in Al Queida's evil plan to steal candy from every baby in the world by using a time machine created by Jack Thompson so he could sue God for creating the world. But dragons are cool, so that made it where the Titanic was in fact NOT sunk by an iceberg, but by the government, so they could harvest the hidden fossils that would confirm the existence of Bigfoot, and they couldn't have that because then an army of hippies would storm Mexico in order to make a new weapon of mast destruction, which they would use to blow up the worlds biggest reefer. Then the Geico cavemen came and developed the power to generate a nuclear explosion, so ABC had to make a television show about them in order to save the cheerleader and save the world.

I think it's obvious that my point is the holocaust didn't happen.