I got a wrong number from a girl I think wants to be my GF, my dog is a lesbian, my little nine-year-old brother has been caught with LSD, my iTunes isn't working, my mom wants to be a guy, I found out I have testicular cancer, my doctor came in drunk with a scalpel, Harry Potter died, and Japan is invading Czechoslovakia!!!!111!!!11!shift+one!!!!!

Seriously, why do people come to OT for help?:roll: