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Them Sisters

I love my sis. Sure, she's a pain in the butt at times like all the little sisters, but most of the times she's a pretty cool dude. And I mean dude. You see, my sister is the biggest tomboy in the world. I'd never wanna piss her off because I can honestly say that she would kick my ass and curse me with horrible words. I bet she could wrestle a bear and come out on top. I remember how I accidentally kicked her to the face with ice skates (don't ask) and as a retaliation she punched me to the groin... twice. Oh yeah, did I mention that she drinks booze like it's water?

Not only is she a "cool dude", but she's also the loudest person I've ever met. Even when she talks with her normal voice it sounds like someone is slamming trash cans in a tunnel, and holy hell does she make the weirdest sounds when she's angry and yells at everything. Someday I will record her speech and make rocking noise music out of it.

One thing I've never really understood is the way she changes her look all the time. You may see her in complete goth outfit for one day, and the next day she looks like a gangsta rapper. It's kinda creepy.

Also she has this habit of changing her boyfriends like socks. I'm not surprised though, she's a very strong-willed chick and I'm pretty sure it takes an equally strong-willed guy to tame her. Most of her boyfriends have been complete douchebags, I've only liked two of them. Oh well, maybe one day she will find a guy who can handle her.

But like said, I love my sis. She's the only person I can talk with pretty much anything, and she's the only person that really understands my quirks. Although we're not twins, I've always felt that we connect in a way that twins normally do. It's hard to explain, but hopefully you get the point. She's a bit lazy but I still know I can rely on her when I ask, and that's one of the things I really appreciate about her.

Of course I'd never say anything like this to her since I'm a macho Finnish-guy who doesn't show emotions no matter what. Heck, I don't even know why I even wrote this, I blame boredom. 8)