Why does everyone feel the need to type as though they've never written a single word in their life? Why do people feel the need to express emotion by flooding a page with exclimation points and question marks?

YOU DO NOT NEED TO TYPE LIKE A MORON TO GET THE OTHER MORONS TO UNDERSTAND YOU.

I am so sick of seeing "This game roks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in the player reviews section. If you want people to take you seriously, why can't you type like you have more than two fingers on each hand! One exclimation point will do!

Part two: Chatspeak

Why, why, why, why, why do people persist to type "u" instead of "you"? Do you know how many letters that saves? That's right. Two. Two letters. Why must people persist to type "y" instead of "why"? Do you know how many letters that saves? That's right. Two. TWO LETTERS. What is the point of sacrificing your dignity for two letters? What is the point of typing like a gorilla just to save yourself two letters. Two. Think of how much time it takes to type two letters. Unless you're typing at thirty seconds a letter, it's saving you about 0.5 seconds.

Please. For the sake of my sanity, try typing like a HUMAN for once. You never know. You may like it better.