Some Apacolypse
by Skilled_Tactix on Comments
i wake up on december 22nd, feeling myself to know im not dead, and i hear zombie noises coming from the other room, grab a baseball bat, walk into the room slowly, and, its just my freakin dog. i go back to sleep to hear screaming outside, now i get paranoid. i see a kid on top of another kid biting him. i scream (you know what i screamed) and grab the baseball bat and grab my keys, ready to kill whatever tried to bite me. take another look while im in my car, and theyre just pretending to bite each other, i guess playing some screwed up make believe monster thing. i go back inside, them staring at me and my baseball bat, i said to them, i forgot my ball, and went inside. Some Apacolypse this was. and then i watched 5 shows on how the mayans could still be right. next time they say the world is ending, dont even bother waking me up.
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