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Top 10 Favorite Movies Ever Made

Hello everyone. Yea so i watched V for Vendetta a couple of weeks age, and that sparked a new blog idea. Top Ten Favorite Movies of all time. Everyone list there favorites, heres mine:

1. Memento ( courrupt Inertia meeting forgetfullness, a modern masterpiece)

2. Braveheart ( the story of a man that would challenge an empire)

3.Nadoodikattu ( "one of the greatest movies ever made, it showcases the powers of friendship, while being hilarious on the way.")

4. The Shawshank Redemption ( A man's wrongful conviction brings to the redemption of felllw prisoners)

5.American History X ( the dangers of neo-nazi marred blood)

6. Chinatown ( the last of the film noir masterpieces, you'll never see water in the same way)

7. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King ( final chapter in frodo's epic journey, need I say more?)

8. Seven ( Grime and Hate will not save you from John Doe)

9. Annie Hall ( Woody's greatest work)

10. Diarios de motocicleta ( Che is the benchmark for all future revolutionarios to come)

Cracktastic Joke

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets did you use?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile.

Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

-Courtesy of Ebaumsworld.com

Aerosmith and Lenny

Yay! I went to the Lenny Kravity and Aerosmith Concert the other week...oh wass it a blast. Lenny performed "are you gonna go my way" and i nearly passed out from the excitment. Areosmith was no slouch either, but they are getting a little on the old side. But they can still rock. Overall this was the greatest concert iv'e been to. And Lenny Kravitz came into the crowd and started giving people handshakes, i unfrotunately missed out on it. The funiest part of the performance was when a woman jumped on stage and started dancing with steven tyler, she was tackled by the security...Oh the joys of being rich and famous...where beautiful women are tackled off of you for no apparent reason...

Super Mario 64

I decided to dust off the old Nintendo 64, the ever-present relic of my past. Iv'e heard stories of people beating ...

Super Mario 64 in one sitting...now call me crazy, but im not one to back down from a challenge. So I pumped myself up...I played for a solid 6 hours, and got 49 stars...then ended up calling it quits. Man that game was so ahead of its time. My only regret for 64 was not being able to play Zelda Ocarina of Time. Maybe I should buy it at Amazon for like 20 bucks..well...we will see..

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