So I was looking at the page for my new game Stranglehold and I noticed there were 23 user reviews and I thought to myself, (self) that's nice, 23 people thought this game was worth reviewing. And then I started thinking about how many user reviews some other games have and I screamed out in my mind ( ABULLLUBBAHA BLUBBBHHA) WHAT? Ahem... what on earth possesses someone to become the SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOURTH person to review a game. Seriously? Do you really have anything to add? Ok. For arguments sake lets say .... FIVE HUNDRED people were just knocking out a review so they could have one in their profile..... That still leaves two hundred and fifty people that are? I don't know what. Just stop.
This is not just one game, or games that are great. Or even games that have been around for ages and are timeless. I'm not talking about fanboy fodder like Halo or Sonic, either. I'm talking about everyday games like Condemned that came out in 2005. Condemned was reviewed eleven times in the past month bringing the total review count up to 692. Just stop. Your not impressing anyone and in fact, your admitting to yourself and the rest of the world your irrelevant. Your not irrelevant and your time would be better spent elsewhere. Step up. Stop being a one of the herd. MOOOOOOO.
OK rant over.... whew I do feel better. :D