This was from an e-mail too. Its really funny.:D

> Subject: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart
> Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
> their sweet >time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
> carts when >they aren't looking.
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> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> restrooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an emplo! yee and tell him/her in an official
> tone, 'Code >3'in housewares and see what happens.
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> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-
> away.
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
> shoppers you'll >invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from
> the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
> 'Why >can't you people just leave me alone?'
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> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &
> and pick >your nose.
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> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
> if he >knows where the anti- depressants are.
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> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
> Mission >Impossible theme.
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> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
> different >size funnels.
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> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
> fetal >position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
> And; last, but not >least!)
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> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and
then
> >yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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