I was online all day at work today.  Because I'm dangerous like that.  Because I know they'd fire me if they caught me, and because they're not smart enough to know they've caught me already. 

Our IT guy is in his 40s.  Like, my mother 40s.  Like types with one finger on each hand 40s.  Like keeps a literal list of passwords lying about 40s.  Security at my office is a joke.  I could get into absolutely anything I wanted to, and I'm really only a basic human being.  Not that I'm the kind of basic human being who treks around uninvited on the servers at work.  If I was going to be that kind, I'd have worked harder and become a human being+.   The kind that know how to do things.  What things?  I don't know, I'm only a basic model.

So there's a character limit for PMs.  I'm kind of embarrassed to have found that out first hand.