Received in today's mail:

Dear Sara,

It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2008/2009 Cambridge Who's Who Among Executive and Professional Women "Honors Edition".

The 2008/2009 edition of the Registry will include biographies of our country's most accomplished women. Recognition of this kind is an honor shared by thousands oof executive and professional women throught America each year. Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement.

Upon final confirmation, you will e listed among thousands of accomplished women in the Cambridge Who's Who Registry.

For accuracy and publication deadlines, please complete your application forma and return it to us at the earliest opportunity. For your convenience an online form is also available at [WEB ADDR]. Use online application code: . There is no cost to be included in the Registry.

On behalf of the Managing Director, we wish you continued success.

Sincerely,


M. Foster

Editor in Chief

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In case the irony of this is lost on you, I'm just barely employed. I write part time for a company that designs websites, and the text I write is a combination of advertising copy and search engine optimization copy. Due to the nature of the work, it's not even well written copy. I am the very very lowest man on the corporate totem pole. In fact, I'm still in the training phase. My professional achievement is ... nonexistent.

What did they do, pull my ancient SAT or GRE scores and assume?