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It's almost time...

All my bags are packed, Im ready to go
Im standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin, its early morn
The taxis waiting, hes blowin his horn(good thing I'm not in the taxi yet)
Already Im so lonesome I could cry.

So let's see, what does a bag contain when you're getting on a plane because you're going to stuff like, oh god, what was that thing called... You know that, thing, with games, and developers and stuff.. It has a really weird name. Hard to remember... OH YEAH! E3... (rogerjak will get that joke) ...

Erhm, so where was I, oh right, the bag..
It contains:
A Nintendo DS with tons of games
PSP with tons of games
Insulin: Because I'm diabetic and need to inject myself with that stuff.
Yeah, it's a needle. No it doesn't hurt, what are you, some little kid?
Clothes
Shampoo: Because you wanna smell good and keep your hair looking good. Unless you're old and suffer a great deal of hair loss.. Combover power to you.. you freak
A Laptop with sattelite internet thingy so I can always bug my buddies on Gamespot, and the obvious morons on there too.
Tickets.. Oh wait no, they're not in my bag. That would be stupid.. geesh.
And then some other obvious stuff. Digital Camera so I can prove to some of you that Gamergirls do exist and that they could kick your sorry asses twice with one headshot. Yeah, they're that good.

And last but not least, my smiling face :D
But then again no, important stuff matters more than that. The rest of my Cult Cola(some danish energy thingy, I believe. It says so on the boxes) and Nectar :D´

Now I don't want you boys and girls to expect like a big rundown of what's going on at E3, I mean. You're on Gamespot. They're showing the exact same thing that I'm gonna look at. And as I've mentioned before, I will be working at E3. So that means, writing stuff for my job, interviewing "impotent" people. Yeah, the email I got about what I should be doing at E3 said that. I seriously hope that it was meant to say "important" or else I'm gonna be laughing at those people all through the interview. Especially the female ones... I wonder what they're gonna think about me when I tell them that my boss thinks that they're impotent? :s


Anyways. You'll still see me online at GS (And MSN and MAYBE Skype) even when I am at E3. But you're probably not "impotent" enough for me to talk with, so don't cry if I don't answer you right away.. Or if it seems like I really don't wanna waste my time writing with a bunch of people who would just be writing me because I am at E3.. Yeah, It took me 2 seconds to figure you guys out :P don't act so surprised...


Oh well, That's probably it for now I guess.
Will probably update this sometime again when I am airborne. Or in case the pilot messes up his GPS again and crashes into a parked car. Or the obvious skyscrapers that you really can't miss.

So untill then, stay safe. Drive drunk.. and eat a lot of babies.