Where's my goddamn Jew's Harp Hero game?
Or for that matter, Banjo and/or Spanish Guitar Hero? Can't be that hard to make.
I mean, stop making bullcrap games like DJ Hero, what the fack. Seriously?
Who the hell wants that. "I'm gonna buy this game and do what my PC will do for free by opening too many programs. Make weird noises and eventually fail"


So this is not gonna be some "HAPPY NEW YEAR" Blog because, let's face it. New Years eve is daaays away now. And it would be waaay to early to start on a Happy New Year blog already.

But that doesn't mean I won't be giving any of you guys out there, reading (I think some are) my blogs, any credit and kind words.

So to get on with the "nice words for cool people" fad on blogs, let's get this started:
First of all I would like to say to *insert Gamespot username here* that YOU of all people are one of the funniest ever. I remeber it like it was just 2 hours ago that you and I (*insert Gamespot username here*) talked about *Insert topic here* and how much we actually did have in common on and how we got to know eachother a little better. So I say to you dear *insert Gamespot username here* that the year of 08 has been super fun with you around and *insert a long wall of text saying something nice about the user/random-internet-friend reading this right now*. Yadayada. You know how it goes, Oh and remember that time that *insert specific event here* yeah that was good times right?

Now something to say about *Insert Gamesput username here*.
He/she is a very *insert complements here that can't be proven since they don't know if this User could be a serial killer*

So thank you *insert Gamespot Username here*

So as you all can see, you can just read and add your own username and specific stuff to the text and thus making it about you. That way I don't have to waste a ton of time writing a 100 pages long blog about how each and every one of you guys has made Gamespot fun for me. And also I won't get any hate if people choose to be dumb and start insulting themselves while they read it and therefore making me a bad person.

So to all of you...
Hi

Edit: If you encounter any typos that you think should be corrected for the sole purpose of being a Grammar Nazi. You just go ahead and do so, but you'll just end up in hell as my very "lucky" *insert word for Female Dogs here*. So you can all go to hell with a bucket of Ice Cream and cry when it melts because there will be no dear mother to help you. And no father to beat you up when he's drunk... There might be songs by Oasis or any other crap band being played.. It IS hell after all

Edit2: There might also be played some music by the Misfits because that's crap too. But Green has to have something to listen to while even Satan ignores him :P