No, there is indeed no pie.
Yes, you haven't seen me here that often lately.
And what? No I haven't gotten a life, I'm playing games. And so should you

But not before reading this.

Seriously. WHAT THE CAKE?!
How can.. Am I the only one who can see the problem here?
Am I really the only person in the freaking world who knows that this problem is like...
I mean, it's not like rocket science to anyone, is it?
Can you really, honestly, say that the article doesn't make you wish for a Hitman game on the Wii?...

K I'm off