Turkey Day? What the Hell? I mean..I'm British. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Hell, I don't even like turkey..whenever I eat it, I find it dry and untasty, but chicken's always good in my book.

I do want to try a Turducken, though. That looks tasty. Especially with plenty of stuffing and gravy and whatnot.

So, anyway. I am one of the many people at this type of year that has caught the genuine 'Male Cold'. For those unaware, the Male Cold is the type of cold that affects men worse than women, usually through their own imagination/melodrama. I'm usually a big enough wuss when I'm healthy, but lately, I just feel plain ill.

Hell, I've only played Guitar Hero II like, three times since it came out, which is just wrong for me.

So. With a cough and a dripping nose (Say it with me, kids; "Eww!"..so long as I'm not sneezing blood anymore, I suppose I'm getting better..), a sore throat, a stomach-ache and a headache, I don't feel El Grandé..or, great. Whatever. I don't speak Spanish. I think that means 'big'..or 'The Big', or something. In which case, s'all good. I have gangsta friends that understand it.

I don't even know how often I'll update this thing. I guess if I get bored enough, or irritated enough or something, much like many other people. Maybe I should add a Guitar Hero II review for the British. And ask the question; "Why the Hell don't we get the 'Behind the Scenes Footage' in this game?" No videos or anything..

Maybe enough people got so annoyed with the guy that sang Killer Queen last time, that it was a bad idea..maybe. Just in case the hardcore Queen fans murdered him..which may be why I haven't heard him in this game yet.

So, uh. GameSpot? If I get a 'Turkey Day' badge (wtf?), can you give me a 'St. George's Day' badge, too? Preferably with a little dragon or something on it.

Maybe Trogdor. 'Cause there are few dragons more badass than TROGDOR. Who, in case you didn't know, was a man. Or maybe a dragon. Either way, he was still Trogdor.

And he comes in the night. Betcha didn't know that, huh? Not so big now, are you? Yeah, I thought not. Laterz.

Amen.