We all know that the chicken is an unnatural biological weapon created by the nazi's to acquire a large portion of the worlds market: He who controls production controls all. Thus, the chicken came before the egg.
So I went to Dairy Queen today and ordered myself a sundae. This young woman walked in and sat at the table next to me. She had the most intense perfume I've smelled in ages, I couldn't even eat my Sundae inside.
WITHIN REASON LADIES. You want to ATTRACT a man, not drive them away.
I went to a movie recently too and had a problem with a lady who came into a theatre and smelled like rose petals. Half the row put their shirts over their face for half the movie because it was too powerful an aroma. I'm surprised she wasn't thrown out.
How much perfume are these people putting on themselves? It's like she doused herself with the entire bottle. Anyone else have any similar experiences like this?
[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="SpicyAlas"][QUOTE="scorch-62"] Me: 1 Gamespot: 0 Your a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. And you have mine for falling for such an obvious ploy.And you have mine again for believing I fell for that obvious ploy when in fact it was I who lured you into MY obvious ploy.
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