I posted a blog just yesterday, so if you're a loser who wants to read everything I type and you missed it, it's there.

So I'm reading Part 5 of that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure I was talking about. I read a few chapters a couple weeks ago, but I read more because I was bored.

I don't know if it's supposed to be funny, but it is.

So it's about about a 15 year-old Italian gangster named Giorno Giovana, or "Gio" for short. His dad was the villain of Parts 1 and 3, Dio Brando. But I'm a little confused about it, because his father's head was sewn onto the body of Part 1's protagonist, Jonathan Joestar. So when he was concieved, it was using Jonathan's body, not Dio's. But they're treating him like Dio's son, he's got Dio's hair color, "Gio" is only one letter from "Dio", they SAY he's Dio's son, he's saying "MUDA" when he punches, like Dio, but another character is says that Gio reminds him of the Joestar family , so I'm not sure whose son he's supposed to be. It seems that he's inheriting traits from both Jonathan and Dio.

ANYWAY, with that nonsense out of the way, Italy is full of gangsters with superpowers. Gio can turn objects into living creatures, as displayed in a scene where he turns a guy's gun into a banana and the guy blows his brains out. Some other guy has a power involving zippers that makes NO SENSE AT ALL.

And there was this one part I thought was pretty funny. 1, 2, 3, 4. Also, these two show off how awesome these people dress.