1. You cannot swim

2. You must listen to every word said

3. Woman do not exist to fight, it is pure sorcery

4. You are limited to the amount of moves you do, remember this, you will be repeating them.

5. Your enemies fists are more powerful than any weapon in the game.

6. You lack the ability to do anything more than punching and blocking when being a man.

7. Homeless people are the scum of the Earth, you must grab them and toss them down a stairwell.

8. You can never use any logical stealth moves. Just walking, or running. Or running like a madman. It's your choice.

9. Woman are strange, I know.

10. TYPING IN CAPS WILL GET YOU RESCUED. cryptic messAgeS will alSo help

11. House of Pain's Jump Around is the soundtrack to Assassin's Creed, with it's Irish Styled hip-hop.