Dead Pony was named Dead Pony because he was a Dead Pony named Dead Pony who was a Dead Pony. Dead Pony walked down to the river to pr- get a drink of water, but he couldn't because he was a dead pony. When Dead Pony realized this, he became deeply depressed, and killing himself, but he couldn't because he was a dead pony, but he did become Undead Pony, who preferred to be called the Steve, hahaha the.... but he couldn't because he was a undead pony.