Ok, so I'll start it out with this. Yesterday was a typical boring day. I decided to stay at my friends house, and another friend would be too, but he's a band geek. And there was an away football game last night (we lost, we suck). The game is 4 hours away, so he won't be back til 12.

Stores are selling Halloween junk, idea. We buy a few things (Silly String, Hair Coloring, Masks, Gloves...) and decide when he (Brian) walks to my friends house (Sean) that we will scare him. Time passes by and we "richard" around. It gets 11, curfew is 9:00, and we decide to walk over to the High School and mess around, but first we walked around town, dodging cars, thinking they might be cop cars. Anyway, we walk all the way over, taking a break to get a drink and take a leak on a building (Public Indencency, Vandalism, one of the many minorly bad things we did) Then went to the old High School and we wasted time there. So, it's nice and dark, and we are behind a building, and all of a sudden we see head lights and a car pulls up. We split up fast, hiding. But luckily this time, it was just someone turning around. So we espionaged our way around the school, until it was to bright to take any chances. So it was about 11:45, and the Band Bus and Football Team bus arrive at school...

That was our cue to prepare for our attempt of an attack. We run behind the grade school (high school and grade school are right beside each other, go figure) and every dog starts to bark. Oh goody, loud dog is loud. We get on the road and run a few feet to the funeral home, and wait to see if he is coming, Sean says he sees his shadow, but I don't. We continue forward while being wary of cops, while Sean compares me to pics of Anonymous because my hoodie is green, and I have white gloves on (he's a /b/tard..). We make it to the train tracks and look again, we barely see him, so we go forth and stop at an old train station and we sit in wait....

Time goes by, and here he comes, me with black hair, and a hood on, him with a mask and a hood on. He already wasted all of his silly string, and I only had half a can left. He comes up slowly, and we stand on the edge looking ahead. He knew it was us, and threw rocks anyway... I sprayed him, sounds gross out of context, but whatever.

After we get back to Sean's house we decide how fun it would be to go the other grade school and mess around. To summarize it, it involves the murder of a frog, "gangstas", attempted breaking and entering, serial killer game, and last but not least, taking a folding chair and putting it on top of the slide. Epic. It still sits there, waiting to be a pleasant suprise for whoever has to retrieve it. It's a pretty damn big slide... So after that, a truck that looks like the Deputy's SUV starts to drive our way. We were already on the road beside the school, we kid around until it turns onto our road. We run. Again, take a turn down another path into some Redneck's yard, it's basically a trailer park area where we turned off to go. And well how do you like this, the truck is already behind us and is turning the way we went, we run through the yard, being caught by the headlights, and hide behind a shed. We wait a bit then move on, climbing a hill onto the train tracks again. The time was probably... oh say it was close to 2:00. So, us idiots get back to Sean's house delightfully to rest and drink waterz.

We play games and are on /b/ (What other site is better to visit with a person who has never been there, Brian) It gets around 4:00 and no one is out at this hour, plus we were falling asleep. We walk towards Hardee's (restraunt, serves awesome biscuits) to find out what time it opens, we walk down the middle of the main road and go over and check, 5:30, we need to wait an hour and some odd minutes. We mess around in the middle of the road, not a care in a world about the cops driving around. But we get back on the sidewalk anyway and start walking towards home. I said "Cop" a few times to scare them, but I was dead serious this time. Only when we didn't worry about them showing, they show up. I say it, we shat bricks. They look back and notice it's an actual cop this time. Me and Brian walk same pace, trying not to look suspicous, even though me wearing my hood didn't help, but the wind was blowing and it was cold. Sean, on the other hand says "Oh (bad word)" And starts to walk even faster, leaving us behind, the cops seen him doing it, and they pulled up right beside us...

Sean was about to run, but they stopped near us and rolled down the windows, if he didn't walk faster, or ran, they would have left us alone, or chased after him, while me and Brian made a clean getaway. But he just walked fast. Dumbass. We were freaking out, but not to a point where we looked like Crack Heads or were high. They asked us our names (I instantly thought it was game over, gieb phone number plox and get in car) we told them in order. First they asked us why we were out so late, but it was basically morning, and we told them we were waiting for Hardee's to open. They believed us and then asked our names. What let us know they wouldn't bust was because they started to joke around with us, and since Sean lived so close, they just said alright and went on. Bricks were shat. I don't want to go on, that was the pinacle of the night.