Guess what folks? I finally got done with my list of worst games ever.
10. The Sims
Thats right! Right off the bat I name one that almost everyone loves. I got this when it first came out for the PC, because it was recommended to me from a friend that told me, "this is the coolest game you will ever play". After that conversation I purchased it and then 10 minutes later I punched him in the face. I wasted 50 bucks on this pile of crap. It wouldn't be so bad if I could sell it back and get some of my money from it, but no I had to keep it as a reminder never to listen to friends. I don't understand what the deal is with this game, you pick your character and make them live in a house and basically clean up after them and make sure they don't kill themselves, sounds like more work then anything else. The only fun I had with this game was killing my sims, you know like putting them in a room and then removing the doors so they couldn't get out, those were the days.
9. State of Emergency
Five minutes worth of entertainment. That is all I got from this game, well that and the knowledge of knowing I paid full price for this steaming turd of a game. Every new mission was the same old mission you did before, go find someone and kill them. The idea of this game was nice, too bad Rockstar didn't go the distance. I was going to sell this one back, but didn't want to go through the embarrassment of someone knowing that I bought it.
8. Beast Wars
Now you know my dirty little secret, I bought Beast Wars for the PC. Before you point and laugh just hear me out. I didn't know what I was getting into, it was a horrible mistake. Well I was a fan of beast Wars before this game, now I can't even look at that show anymore. The graphics were awful, and I am not sure but I don't believe there was a point to the game. I started the game only to find out that the land you were in all looked the same and that your animal form was pretty much pointless.
7. Family Feud
The only thing entertaining about this game was the things Louie Anderson said during the game. Trust me, if you are willing to waste a good 5 bucks, go out get this game and play it for a good hour or two and you will see what I am talking about. I like the fact that you had to scroll through all the letters to spell your answer, with a time limit. So if you were horrible at finding letters then you probably throw your console in the trash rather then play this game again. I don't even know why I bought this game, I am not really a fan and I can't stand Louie Anderson. That question will probably give me a head ache so I will stop thinking about it. Wait I have an idea, I will ask Doctor Dri.
6. Sewer Sharks
Yes, I had a Sega CD system, stop laughing at me!!! Sewer Sharks belongs in the Sewer along with every movie caption game or whatever you truly want to call it. I was like, wow these graphics look like they came from a movie. I guess it was one of those, it was a good idea on paper and then after the game was released everyone shakes there heads wondering what happened to the game industry. I guess you could describe this as DDR gone horrible wrong.
5. Friday the 13th
The only thing good I can say about this game, was that I got it for free. I really didn't understand the point of this game. You walk from cabin to cabin looking for something while running from something else. This got a great 5 minutes of play and went into my closet of games that will never be played again.
4. The Simpsons Wrestling
The only reason this is so high on my list is because I paid 40 bucks for it. This game had horrible graphics, and was so boring I actually started doing homework. Every move was the same and there was very little to keep anyone entertained for more than 10 minutes. I am a pretty big Simpson's fan but I can't see me playing this ever again. Actually I don't even consider this a real Simpson's game.
3. Ping Pals
There is reason behind this game, and as soon as I think of a good one I will let you know. I think I might have been drugged into getting this game, there is no other explanation.
2. Sky Diving Extreme
I always wanted a game based on sky diving, too bad I got this instead. This game made me never want to buy a sky diving game ever again. To be honest I really didn't know what I was to expect from this game. This was another attempt at DDR only with an extreme sport, the game told you what button to push at what time, so challenging is something that this game wasn't.
1. Beyond the Titanic
This was my first text based game, and certainly my last. There was no instruction manual, and no hints whats so ever as to how to play the game. I spent countless hours trying out different commands and the only one I could get to work was jumping overboard, which was met with a loud noise that said you died in the cold sea. Imagine being given a blank screen and no idea of what to type, that was me at 10 years old. I didn't pay too much for the game, but it still ranks as the worst game that I have ever played.
Well, there you have it. Some embarrassment and a ton of disappointment. I guess every game can't be a winner. I had so much fun doing these list I might try and do a few more. Like my 5 favorite consoles.
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