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Fox to Nintendo: Stop mollesting youths

It's too good to be made up. As if Fox News, the self proclaimed fair and balanced hegemony of old white angry people afraid of change hadn't open the floodgates of journalistic integrity with their articles about white girls being abducted in podunk nowhere or the next chapter in why democrats hate America, a local Fox affiliate decided that the Nintendo DS is being used to seduce children into giving up private information about their whereabouts. To quote Kotaku, pictochat is the backdoor to your childs backdoor. The article is obviously felatious with numerous half truths to outright lies, so ds owners should enjoy. After you've watched it, read Penny-Arcade for more enjoyment.