I was in math class, and my math teacher is...well, young and hot. Okay, so, she was going around speaking with some students about some papers. If you weren't getting talked to, you could just sit and do whatever. The teacher came around and was talking to the kid next to me. She was kinda bent over, you know, pointing out stuff on his paper, etc. So my friend, who sits a few rows over, gets my attention. Shortly after he mouths (you know, lips move, nothing comes out) that he'll give me five bucks if I 'air spank' the teacher's butt. I needed five bucks, and I figured it'd be good for a laugh, so I started doing it. I did it twice and on the third time...SLAP! I accidently slapped it for real.

The world seemed to slow down. I was like

The teacher whirled around, drawing the whole rooms attention...

"What did you just do?" she said.

I blurted out "I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! There was a-a-a-a-a-a fly...and..."

She just said "It's okay. Just um...let it fly around next time."

I just facepalmed as she turned back around.

I went to apologize after school but she was cool about it.

Oh, and after school the five bucks ended up flying into the street where it was run over and destroyed in some big truck's tire.