So it's being reported that Heavy Rain is being made into a film. This thing is, it's already been done...before the game even came out. Check out these clips from The Room. The stilted dialog, overly dramatic music, psuedo-American accents, uncomfortable pacing, even the bad lip-dubbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfPmvG6CHI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

And here's an embedded one to top it off:

Ok, Heavy Rain wasn't that bad. But still...