Ugh....I seriously need to stop drinking so heavily or at least improve my Salsa Dancing Skillz.

It was A beautiful Thursday night and we had just finished losing our 5 Frisbee game....15-3, so the team and I were I need of some liquid comfort, and an atmosphere were we could talk about the losingness nature of our team. (Dont worry, we always lose, it's nothing new to us) Anyways he got cleaned up and headed out to Frank-n-Steins for the Wings and Beer combo that we have grown acustomed too. It ened up only being the four of us, seems that other members of the Bolsheflicks (Our Team Name) felt they had something better to do.

So that was fine, we had our discussions anyways......with the gorgeous brunette waiteress that we had. She didnt seem to interested in our thougts on the progression of the frisbee movement in ONT, but she did apprecaite it when we commented on how the business could save 34% on production costs.....by using both sides of the menu :P Bah, she was a cutie.

We polished off 2 jugs (about 3 pints each) and 4 lbs of wings. As we were finishing our beers and just as a Band was starting to play, I figured it would be a good time to grab the bill and leave, we were headed to a salsa bar where a guy from our team was DJ'ing. When I turned around to see if I could catch our waiteress I ACCIDENTLY made eye contact with two females....who muct of been 35+......IM ONLY 23.....who collectivly weighed about 400 lbs (one must of been 250 while the other was a good 150. So instantly I turned back hoping that they would not mistake my roaming as an invitation for their fat nasty asses to sit with us......But Oh Snap....They did.

Like a hawk swooping in on its prey, they zero'ed in us for the kill.....It was a masacre. They introduced themselves and I was NOT about to remember their names. But being that I am UBER polite we had a small conversation and I QUICKLY shot down the full pint I had sitting in front of me and got ready to leave.....but not before......PICTURES! :shock: OMFG this nasty b1tches didnt get it........So they took the cameras out, and posed for the pic....but not before the crack whore sitting next to me decided that it would be a good idea to kiss me...behind the ear. WITH THAT we bolted out of that place with the glasses still spinning on the table.....phucing HORRIALE.

So after scrubbing my neck with industiral strength cleaner we haaded to the E Bar for a night cap and a bit of Dancing. Now, I am no Latin Lover, no Julio Iglesias but I do have rhythm and I am fairly new at this whole Salsa thing. So luckily for me I have female friends who volunteered to teach me, so I know the basics. Since we were on "The List" we by passed the lineup and head to the bar to drown the thoughts of our previous attack by "The Cougars".

As I was talking to my friend Nate I caught the eye of a 5'10 bruntette who wore a pair of jeans that fit so well and a white 3 1/4 length sleve top that was the type that was very low around the chest, with a small bit of her belly showing.. She was toned, fit and her hair was shoulder length, she was beautiful. So throughout the night we caught eyes twice more, but me being the shy tool that I am, did nothing. Until she came and introduced herself to me. I was shocked.

The hotest girl I have ever had the chance to meet, had taken the ball into her court and wanted to Dance, with me. In her Sexy Brazilian accent she introduced herself as Catarina and asked me if I could dance, I said not that well and she made a joke "Neither can I". Now, I had seen her dancing throughout the night and that girl could really move, really well. You see the Salsa is a erotic and sexual dance, it's the male who leads the femaie, He has to be in charge and know what it is that he is doing.

Thats where I failed.

I dont want to say that Alcohol was a factor, since it was apparent that I didn't know how to lead at all, but I remember I had a few so I hit her toes twice....stupid I know.... We did the basic dance moves and got a little close a few times, but before the song was over, she had made up her mind that I was not the man that she wanted to spend the rest of her night dancing with and told me that she was leaving....only for me to find her 20 mins later dancing with Mr Latino. :P anyways I didnt think much of it, only that maybe I should put more time into Learning the Salsa since this bar was a smogesbourg of finly crafted females.

Damm she was fine, I would of loved to of been able to impress her, but I just didnt know enough about the dance to do it. So after it was apparent that she was not going to be giving me any action at all, Nate and I had finished our drinks and headed to the pizza shop to get a bite to eat and head home.

What a night it turned out to be. Let it be a lesson to us all. Dancing, espically any form of standardized dancing should be a quality that ALL males possess. You never know when it could come in handy in meeting the ladies. If your not to Manly to try something like that, as I have friends who NEVER be caught dead doing something like that.

Other then that, the last 5 days have been exceptional, BBQ and a movie on friday (The Wedding Crashers Kicked Major Ass) and saturday night I met up with a girl I have been seeing for the last few weeks for a few drinks and dancing with her and her friends.

Oh, yeah, :P forgot to mention that I am seeing a girl. I wasnt going to hook up with the salsa dancing godess, but it would of been nice to be able to dance her off her feet.......on second thought, if she had asked me back to her place, I would of been ALL over that

Alright, I'm out. Lunch is just about over, it's almost time to get back to work.

Latah Playahs! :lol:

Well for the past 2 years, particularly in the spring to fall months, I am immeresed in the fastest growing sport in southern Ontario. That would be Ultimate Frisbee. Its something of a mix of football, basketball, and soccer......with a disc(frisbee for all you noobs). It's basically 7 players against 7 other players trying to move the disc from one end zone to the other, you have 10 seconds to throw before its a turn over all the while cutting, running, jumping, sprinting, diving...anything to get past the defenders.

The length of the field is about the length of a nonstandard soccer field....about the length of Arena football fields. One team starts a point by throwing the disc towards the opposing team and then the play begins. There are turn overs, Hail Marys, short passes, running plays and the always entertaining endzone dives for the beautiful point. Its too bad that ESPN doesnt cover this cause I am sure some of the plays that we pull would look real good on the highlight reel.

We dont win that often (some of our players are not what you call.....fit) but thats fine cause it is more about comroderity then about winning. There are no referees or score keepers....it was a game invented by Hippies for christ sake, you know how peaceful and easy going they are. But it is an amazing game of stamina, patience, and glory (I usually end up getting the points in the end zone, Im basically one of the fast dudes in the leauge....of 67 teams).

But it seems that after the game is over and we have worked our asses off we think that we should go get food and Beer....so much for the work out!! But it's our thing, we go to the local pub, order like 4 pitchers, a ton of food and leave with a 150 dollar tab. We talk about the game, the good and the bad, and about how one girl was so freaking HOT!! or how this one guy was such a freaking tool, I hate the no emotion pricks that play...some dudes just dont get it.

So thats basically how I spend the wednesday nights here in my new home town of guelph. Its always a great time and the friends I have made through this sport have really helped to keep me straight here in Ontario. Good stuff.

Anyways IM out thats way too much for tonight and I want to get a little extra sleep tonight.

Btw Bill gates you greedy bastard can suck my balls.

Hey, you know know how this goes. I post the thoughts that run through my head and you comment or just eveesdrop on my tiny sliver of existence on this prurrty place we call earth.

So lets see.....How do you do one of these "Journal" Thingys...do we just spill our guts or do we open up slowly as to not scare of any of the faceless internet friends you have on these boards?? phuc it, im just going to go balls to the wall and see how this pans out.

After leaving the relationships and friendships I created over the 20 years of living in my tiny east coast community of Springdale I decided that it was time for me to move on, to get out and see the world......So i moved to Ontario, which at that time, was more then enough. I am a computer programmer by education but dammit, I still cant seem to get that chance to get my foot in the door. I guess it doesnt help that I am so passive that going out and forcing employers to hire me doesnt seem to be a strong point for me. So as for now, I work as a Materials Purchaser for a Telecommunications company, I make good money, enough to pay off student loans and I do some hardware work for the Boss.....so its alright.

But I have found that I am still kinda empty inside....would it have anything to do with me packing it up and moving from all that I knew to a strange and SERVERLY populated area of the country. I have never seen so many different races, religions and cultures in my life. I came from a predominately White town, but have always been interested in other cultures, so adapting, although took some time, was something I was able to get through. But its strange to see sooooo many different sorts of people in such a small area. Who ever doesnt think that North America isnt a diverse society needs to rethink their......thinking....:|

Lmao, anyways, as far as I am concerned this is sufficient for my first journal post. I have so many stories to tell, I hope that this place will be a great way to remember them all.....I think the alcohol would be hindering my memory a little bit :P